Things that give you the sh1ts

[Ian]

Waitin over an hour for a 5 second blood test

Never go early in the day. Most places are empty by 11.30 as a lot of tests require fasting and everyone rushes in the morning. I have to get one every fortnight and Im in and out within 5 mins every time as I go in the arvo.

I always get to mine about 1/2 hour before they open (8:00am), I've been 1st in every time except 1 and usually out in 5-10 minutes

[Johno6]

They probably thought someone could cover you at McDonalds

Not if u have seen me work the grill

[Wedgie]

Waitin over an hour for a 5 second blood test

Never go early in the day. Most places are empty by 11.30 as a lot of tests require fasting and everyone rushes in the morning. I have to get one every fortnight and Im in and out within 5 mins every time as I go in the arvo.

I always get to mine about 1/2 hour before they open (8:00am), I've been 1st in every time except 1 and usually out in 5-10 minutes

All up that's still half an hour longer than it takes me.

[test]

DRS in the cricket. Slows the game down, ruins the excitement of a wicket, just leave it up to the umps.

[Alaska]

DRS in the cricket. Slows the game down, ruins the excitement of a wicket, just leave it up to the umps.

Have we used one up already?

[Wedgie]

Fremantle DRS?

[RustyCage]

DRS in the cricket. Slows the game down, ruins the excitement of a wicket, just leave it up to the umps.

Have we used one up already?

no, SAf successfully reviewed an LBW decision

[heater31]

DRS in the cricket. Slows the game down, ruins the excitement of a wicket, just leave it up to the umps.

Have we used one up already?

South Africa have and got it correct!

Funny listening to Radio as the South African commentator said it was plumb, Skull O'Keefe said not out

[Sky Pilot]

Getting the electricity bill and copping it being about double what is was a couple of years ago for no extra benefit. It was 240 volts then, and its 240 volts now.

[The Sleeping Giant]

But it's "cleaner". ;-)

[Sky Pilot]

But it's "cleaner". ;-)

So who really cares about that? Seriously...pfft!

[helicopterking]

But it's "cleaner". ;-)

So who really cares about that? Seriously...pfft!

Did you vote Labor?

[carey]

Women

[Alaska]

Women

Ultimate question.......Why do they say one thing, but mean something else????

[The Ash Man]

Women

X 1000000000

How can I be angry at her then suddenly I'm in the wrong?

[Pseudo]

Waitin over an hour for a 5 second blood test

Never go early in the day. Most places are empty by 11.30 as a lot of tests require fasting and everyone rushes in the morning. I have to get one every fortnight and Im in and out within 5 mins every time as I go in the arvo.

Late onset diabetes, or did you pick up something nasty in Thailand?

[dedja]

the Pepsi Next ad ...

[Wedgie]

Waitin over an hour for a 5 second blood test

Never go early in the day. Most places are empty by 11.30 as a lot of tests require fasting and everyone rushes in the morning. I have to get one every fortnight and Im in and out within 5 mins every time as I go in the arvo.

Late onset diabetes, or did you pick up something nasty in Thailand?

Nah mate, I'm on Warfarin to thin my blood, got a heart arythmia or whatever it is, have to get a blood test every two weeks to make sure my blood is in a certain INR level. They've tried zapping my heart back into rhythm a couple of times but failed, I think my heart just likes to be different.

[Ian]

Waitin over an hour for a 5 second blood test

Never go early in the day. Most places are empty by 11.30 as a lot of tests require fasting and everyone rushes in the morning. I have to get one every fortnight and Im in and out within 5 mins every time as I go in the arvo.

I always get to mine about 1/2 hour before they open (8:00am), I've been 1st in every time except 1 and usually out in 5-10 minutes

All up that's still half an hour longer than it takes me.

Are yours fasting tests?

I can arrange to get to work an hour late, can't arrange time off in the middle of the day

[goraw]

mrs picks up a pair of shoes that she likes in a store but still has to look at every bloody pair available in the store just incase. ffs woman the crickets on!!!