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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:55 pm

The old bitch at a particular Unley road eating establishment, taking up a 4 seater table in a packed cafe while mrs, mini, micro-Jase and I tried to squeeze around a table for 2. When I politely asked if we could swap tables she said no as she liked the view out of the door. When I suggested that we would appreciate being able to swap tables as she hadn't ordered and was reading the paper, not even looking out the door, she said she would "allow us to sit at the table", we left before I said something I shouldn't... ruined what would have been a great breakfast...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:37 pm

I don't blame her.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:06 pm

Buyin the advertiser mainly for the TV guide
And the TV guide is missing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:18 pm

save your money and use this site for free ... http://www.freeview.com.au/tvguide/
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:33 pm

Even better:

http://www.ourguide.com.au/index.php
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:27 pm

Jase wrote:The old bitch at a particular Unley road eating establishment, taking up a 4 seater table in a packed cafe while mrs, mini, micro-Jase and I tried to squeeze around a table for 2. When I politely asked if we could swap tables she said no as she liked the view out of the door. When I suggested that we would appreciate being able to swap tables as she hadn't ordered and was reading the paper, not even looking out the door, she said she would "allow us to sit at the table", we left before I said something I shouldn't... ruined what would have been a great breakfast...

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**** that just sit next to her. She'd soon get the message. **** OFF.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:59 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Jase wrote:The old bitch at a particular Unley road eating establishment, taking up a 4 seater table in a packed cafe while mrs, mini, micro-Jase and I tried to squeeze around a table for 2. When I politely asked if we could swap tables she said no as she liked the view out of the door. When I suggested that we would appreciate being able to swap tables as she hadn't ordered and was reading the paper, not even looking out the door, she said she would "allow us to sit at the table", we left before I said something I shouldn't... ruined what would have been a great breakfast...

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**** that just sit next to her. She'd soon get the message. **** OFF.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:07 pm

dedja wrote:save your money and use this site for free ... http://www.freeview.com.au/tvguide/



OR you could just press the "guide" button on your remote ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:58 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
dedja wrote:save your money and use this site for free ... http://www.freeview.com.au/tvguide/



OR you could just press the "guide" button on your remote ;)


For some reason, the nine family of channels all have "no information" when I use the guide functionality. Is it just me?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:07 pm

I find that happens with my telly in the bedroom, it's a Sanyo - but apparently it means that the signal isn't strong enough to automatically pick it up.

answer - simply do a quick channel surf... selecting 1 x 9 channel will bring up whats on on all the 9 channels, and same obviously goes with SBS's, ABC's etc..

PS: Dont have this issue with the Panasonic in the lounge.
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:01 pm

Walking past a house and having a psycho dog following you along the length of the fence growling at you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ian » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:16 pm

Turn around and growl back at it!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:30 pm

pafc1870 wrote:Walking past a house and having a psycho dog following you along the length of the fence growling at you.


an ex??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:38 am

Ian wrote:Turn around and growl back at it!


like this guy??

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:11 am

Missing out on my annual work junket / golf trip to Perth because I have a wedding to go to this Friday.... :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:01 am

Booney wrote:Missing out on my annual work junket / golf trip to Perth because I have a wedding to go to this Friday.... :evil:

congratulations :P
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:58 am

priorities Booney priorities
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:12 pm

Never ever trust a rental property manager. Never. Ever.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:43 pm

They try to dodge you on the bond DW?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:14 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Never ever trust a rental property manager. Never. Ever.

You should trust NO ONE in the real estate industry FFS!
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