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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:35 am

scoob wrote:
Booney wrote:
scoob wrote:
Booney wrote:The 2lt OJ/Brekky juice bottle little rip-top seal.
Freshly ironed shirt, ready for two presentations this morning, open the lid of the juice and see the little seal, rip it off and "pop" some sticky juice all over the front of my shirt.
Grabs another shirt,gets ironing board out.....grrrr.

Why do you grrr whilst you are ironing? It's little disconcerning...

Have you ever ironed? ;)

I've got a missus :)


I made the mistake of being critical about the crease down the sleeve one day.....stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:42 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:25 pm

Booney wrote:
scoob wrote:
Booney wrote:
scoob wrote:Why do you grrr whilst you are ironing? It's little disconcerning...

Have you ever ironed? ;)

I've got a missus :)


I made the mistake of being critical about the crease down the sleeve one day.....stupid, stupid, stupid.

I hear you, one of the creases on my sleeves is off-centre compared to the other, always is - I say nothing..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:00 pm

New SA Police uniforms.

Should've kept the light blue shirt.

This is Adelaide!

Not Anytown, USA...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:09 pm

Booney wrote:
I made the mistake of being critical about the crease down the sleeve one day.....stupid, stupid, stupid.


"Iron it yaself ****!"

Or something like that I'm sure. :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:09 pm

Magpiespower wrote:New SA Police uniforms.

Should've kept the light blue shirt.

This is Adelaide!

Not Anytown, USA...



....won't you take me to....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:27 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Fess is crap - didn't do a thing for me - but then not much has apparently :(

I watched Today Tonight last night hoping to get wind of a new fandagled cure for Hay Fever, only for it to be some paid advertisement for bloody nasal sprays - 2 of which I have and for a combined total of $110 spending on Nasonex and Avamys, I've found neither to be particularly effective relieving my sinuses.


avamys didnt do it for me either at $38 so have reverted to dimetap, at least it gives some relief
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:40 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:08 pm

Rocking up to a pinball machine.. only to find all high scores have been beaten...

Im looking at u RJM :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:34 am

kids knocking on my door wanting money or lolloies, dressed up. where are the parents FFS
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:41 am

they wanted money? wtf
who the **** comes door knocking for money on halloween.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cennals05 » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:02 am

overloaded wrote:kids knocking on my door wanting money or lolloies, dressed up. where are the parents FFS

When I got home last night there were kids on my doorstep. I kept walking and pretended I didn't live there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RJM » Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:19 pm

mickey wrote:Rocking up to a pinball machine.. only to find all high scores have been beaten...

Im looking at u RJM :twisted:


AC/DC at either Westies or the Austral are the only 2 I've played recently. I'm guessing it's one of those.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:21 pm

Going in for a shoulder reconstruction ending up in intensive care
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:28 pm

There's wifi in ICU???
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

I’m only the administrator of the estate of dedja … my yes be yes, my no be no

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:38 pm

Bored as in here hot as nurse she is amazing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:40 pm

Concrete drilling outside my hotel room just before I go back to the dentist for a filling. Urgh. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:16 pm

Pay a chick to block your ears
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:11 pm

RJM wrote:
mickey wrote:Rocking up to a pinball machine.. only to find all high scores have been beaten...

Im looking at u RJM :twisted:


AC/DC at either Westies or the Austral are the only 2 I've played recently. I'm guessing it's one of those.


Yeah, at west.... takes a bit of getting used to the rules on that 1..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:47 am

Having 4 beers at a Thai bar and hearing Gangnam Style 6 times. Seriously WTF?
Its almost got to the stage of One Direction being a nice distraction! Almost.
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