Things that give you the sh1ts

[HH3]

**** sales rep!! one in particular is a glorified answering machine, and not a good one at that. Like a dodgy knockoff chinese brand one.

rings me up. asks if i remember her asking me to do something last week and why i havent done it. i ask her if shes sure it was me. she cracks the shits at me and says she'll do it herself. then proceeds to contact another company to do something for us. i find out it was actually someone else doing it, and he did do it last week. AND he sent copies of it to her email and the customer concerned. So now the other companys cranky at us too. I send her a quick **** you message.

worst thing is she has a massive house and a yacht and us **** worker bees that do all her work for her dont.

[westozfalcon]

Advertisements for disinfectants and cleaning products claiming “Kills 99.9% of germs”

Would they care to state which of the 0.1% of all microorganisms, bacteria and viruses in existence it’s failed against?

[Squids]

Something in my eye popping, annoying as ****.

[Sky Pilot]

**** sales rep!! one in particular is a glorified answering machine, and not a good one at that. Like a dodgy knockoff chinese brand one.

rings me up. asks if i remember her asking me to do something last week and why i havent done it. i ask her if shes sure it was me. she cracks the shits at me and says she'll do it herself. then proceeds to contact another company to do something for us. i find out it was actually someone else doing it, and he did do it last week. AND he sent copies of it to her email and the customer concerned. So now the other companys cranky at us too. I send her a quick **** you message.

worst thing is she has a massive house and a yacht and us **** worker bees that do all her work for her dont.

A slight hint of socialism creeping there H. You too can have a massive house and a yacht - just go out on your own and do what she does. It's p1ss easy really. She did it so why can't you?

[Dutchy]

Having a brain fart on the freeway and missing the Mt. Barker exit.

40 km and 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

After working in Mt Barker for the last 12 months missing the exit isnt a bad thing

[fisho mcspaz]

Having a brain fart on the freeway and missing the Mt. Barker exit.

40 km and 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Just keep going to Callington. Then go into the pub and get blind and terrify all the locals. Then you will be able to take over the town and run amok.

[scoob]

insomnia... FFS

[fisho mcspaz]

insomnia... FFS

This is not pharmaceutical-recommended or whatever but it is a deadset 100% certified (by moi) remedy for insomnia. Bear in mind that I suffer from GAD and Panic Disorder and have a difficult time getting to sleep nearly every night. Two Panadeine + 1 Valerian Forte = great night's sleep and no lethargic hangover the next day. Both can be bought OTC at the chemist - the pharmacist may ask a couple of questions about the Panadeine but that's pretty standard. Tell him/her it's for a headache or for TMJ disorder.

[fisho mcspaz]

Things that give me the shits - Mr McSpaz saying 'I wish you'd tell me when you stop listening to me.' I stop listening to him when he stops talking. If he takes a massive long pause like Dumbledore in Harry Potter, before he says something again, OF COURSE I'm gunna go do something else. He's not a tortoise, he's a human. So he can sodding well take a normal-length breath before beginning a new sentence!

[Pseudo]

Things that give me the shits - Mr McSpaz saying 'I wish you'd tell me when you stop listening to me.' I stop listening to him when he stops talking.

Fisho, you are the ideal woman. My missus stops listening to me when I start talking.

[Johno6]

GETTIN RED OXIDE ALL OVER MY WORK PANTS

[Psyber]

Advertisements for disinfectants and cleaning products claiming “Kills 99.9% of germs”
Would they care to state which of the 0.1% of all microorganisms, bacteria and viruses in existence it’s failed against?

I'd like to see them have to prove their product kills anywhere within coo-ee of "99.9% of germs"!
My old Microbiology professor used to grow bacteria, each year, in a range of disinfectants of various strengths, just to demonstrate to new students how ineffective they were.
He also demonstrated that soapy water, or methylated spirit in water, were more effective disinfectants than any of the more expensive alternatives.

I sometimes wonder whether the increase in antibiotic resistant bugs inhabiting our hospitals is related to using commercial disinfectant dependent contractors, instead of the nurse aides cleaning every surface in the ward with metho and water every morning like they used to.
(I suspect the contractors work out cheaper.)

[Booney]

People saying "I'll give 110%...!"

[The Dark Knight]

The little dog next door who barks 24/7, STFU!

[Sky Pilot]

Ive been holding back on this but no longer. Everthing today is either "going forward" or "absolutely". Grrrr!

[Sky Pilot]

insomnia... FFS

This is not pharmaceutical-recommended or whatever but it is a deadset 100% certified (by moi) remedy for insomnia. Bear in mind that I suffer from GAD and Panic Disorder and have a difficult time getting to sleep nearly every night. Two Panadeine + 1 Valerian Forte = great night's sleep and no lethargic hangover the next day. Both can be bought OTC at the chemist - the pharmacist may ask a couple of questions about the Panadeine but that's pretty standard. Tell him/her it's for a headache or for TMJ disorder.

As a regular restless sleeper I may try this remedy.

[Squids]

My eye twitching for no reason

[fisho mcspaz]

Things that give me the shits - Mr McSpaz saying 'I wish you'd tell me when you stop listening to me.' I stop listening to him when he stops talking.

Fisho, you are the ideal woman. My missus stops listening to me when I start talking.

If he's drunk I'll stop listening when he starts talking - because he just keeps saying the same thing over and over again. We were watching an AFL final and he kept repeating 'F*** Matthew Richardson is tall!' Yes. Yes, he is.

[Wedgie]

Its your fault for marrying Rainman!

[Strawb]

Its your fault for marrying Rainman!