Things that give you the sh1ts

[gossipgirl]

Upcoming summer predicted to be hottest in 3 years

I'll be in the American/Canadian winter for six weeks in Dec/Jan, then spending the rest of the summer at my place with no air con/pool. Can't wait.

The world is meant end later this year so will be no drama

[The Ash Man]

Got a letter from Origin today saying that I have been overcharged for the past 12 months.

I am now $900 in credit.

Give me back my money now you pricks

[Squids]

Its hard rubbish day in my area.

Some tool bag has gone around smashing up all the old tv's, he is taking something from them, I don't know what. He has left broken glass, plastic and metal all over my street.

ass hole

[mighty_tiger_79]

Its hard rubbish day in my area.

Some tool bag has gone around smashing up all the old tv's, he is taking something from them, I don't know what. He has left broken glass, plastic and metal all over my street.

ass hole

there was a lot of that in the underdale area also, driving to work was like driving through a minefield

[Squids]

Its hard rubbish day in my area.

Some tool bag has gone around smashing up all the old tv's, he is taking something from them, I don't know what. He has left broken glass, plastic and metal all over my street.

ass hole

there was a lot of that in the underdale area also, driving to work was like driving through a minefield

Bloody ferals, I live in the same area just over the other side of HB road.

[Booney]

Its hard rubbish day in my area.

Some tool bag has gone around smashing up all the old tv's, he is taking something from them, I don't know what. He has left broken glass, plastic and metal all over my street.

ass hole

there was a lot of that in the underdale area also, driving to work was like driving through a minefield

Bloody ferals, I live in the same area just over the other side of HB road.

Firstly, it isn't me doing it.

Secondly, copper wire. Some TVs have about $6-8 of copper wire in them depending on copper scrap prices. Could be a good little earner if you knocked enough over.

[Sky Pilot]

I live in a smallish country community so we all pretty much know each other and our cars/utes are readily recognisable. So our council hard a rare rubbish pick up event last summer. Suddenly everyone noticed this tattered feral bloke and his surprisingly tidy misses swanning around the three or four towns that make up our community in an old Tojo hilux with a caged trailer on the back. What they were doing was cutting all the electric flex off all the appliances then going back to their camp in the creek and stripping the copper wire out. After two weeks of this they pissed off But not before getting pissed in one of the pubs and spilling that they made two or three thousand dollars.

[Squids]

I have learnt something today then.

[smac]

I taught the youngest little miss smac to whistle last weekend.

Hasn't. *******. Stopped. Since.

[Jase]

I taught the youngest little miss smac to whistle last weekend.

Hasn't. *******. Stopped. Since.

I'm putting that in "things that make you laugh" ...

[Johno6]

i am **** sick of being sick like every day.
ruining my life.

[Sky Pilot]

i am **** sick of being sick like every day.
ruining my life.

What's up Johno?

[saintal]

hotmail account being hijacked/hacked.

Piece of carp.

[Johno6]

i am **** sick of being sick like every day.
ruining my life.

What's up Johno?

combination of having diabetes so my immune system is low and my gf working at a hospital.
so she brings all these bugs home and i catch them just by talkin about them.
as soon as i shake a sickness u can gaurentee im sick again within the week.
was meant to go to hawks crows game this weekend but had to pull out coz sick, pretty pissed off.

was lookin forward to a good boys weekend away

[Sky Pilot]

i am **** sick of being sick like every day.
ruining my life.

What's up Johno?

combination of having diabetes so my immune system is low and my gf working at a hospital.
so she brings all these bugs home and i catch them just by talkin about them.
as soon as i shake a sickness u can gaurentee im sick again within the week.
was meant to go to hawks crows game this weekend but had to pull out coz sick, pretty pissed off.

was lookin forward to a good boys weekend away

Poor bugger. No wonder it gives you sh1ts. We just take good health for granted so you have my sympathies mate. Hope you come good.

[Magpiespower]

Getting unfairly, outrageously and incomprehensibly blamed for "Paddy the Epileptic Dog" waddling his fat ass into the lounge room and taking a massive dump in front of everyone watching the Swans v Pies prelim...

[fisho mcspaz]

Mr McSpaz nearly burning down the kitchen with a toaster oven. How do you even DO that?!

[fisho mcspaz]

Mates who make jokes about other mates' addictions and try to get them to take the habit back up again. F*** OFF YOU F***ING JERKS.

[Magpiespower]

Mr McSpaz nearly burning down the kitchen with a toaster oven. How do you even DO that?!

Done that.

Something to do with a knife and butter.

Mind you,I was only six at the time...

[Gozu]

Mates who make jokes about other mates' addictions and try to get them to take the habit back up again. F*** OFF YOU F***ING JERKS.

Rehab is for quitters!