Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:50 amBooney wrote:amber_fluid wrote:Booney wrote:How do you get Amber Fluid's gyprocker to stop talking about footy once he gets going?
You can’t.
I made the same mistake but thankfully I didn’t pay him by the hour.
Just popped home and he had my sparky bailed up!
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:51 amamber_fluid wrote:Booney wrote:amber_fluid wrote:Booney wrote:How do you get Amber Fluid's gyprocker to stop talking about footy once he gets going?
You can’t.
I made the same mistake but thankfully I didn’t pay him by the hour.
Just popped home and he had my sparky bailed up!
He’s an expert on most things not just footy.
Just ask him..........
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:06 pmamber_fluid wrote:Anyone been to the prancing pony brewery in the hills?
Worth a trip?
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:39 pmPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:42 pmmickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:47 pmBooney wrote:mickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:49 pmBooney wrote:mickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:57 pmBooney wrote:mickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
When they ask what do you do outside of work you say "Hookers and cocaine", perfect ice breaker and sure to get many lol's.
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:21 pmmickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 3:16 pmmickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 3:17 pmPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:06 ammickey wrote:Have a job interview for a promotion at work on Friday afternoon. Trouble is I've never really been in an interview before, and not too sure what the go is, what to expect etc.
Anyone have any tips???
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:56 amPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:59 amPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:06 pmThat Home improvement joint by the Cross Rd overpassPseudo wrote:Looking to get some of those whirlybird vents installed in the roof before the hot weather really kicks in.
Can anyone recommend someone who can supply and install such vents?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:26 pmPseudo wrote:Looking to get some of those whirlybird vents installed in the roof before the hot weather really kicks in.
Can anyone recommend someone who can supply and install such vents?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 2:03 pmA Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.
The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as I will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together.
There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch".
A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down.
An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator.
A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 2:10 pmFooty Chick wrote:Because I'm a dumb arse, I need to know the answer to thisA Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.
The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as I will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together.
There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch".
A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down.
An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator.
A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 2:11 pmFooty Chick wrote:Because I'm a dumb arse, I need to know the answer to thisA Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.
The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as I will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together.
There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch".
A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down.
An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator.
A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 2:18 pm