Things that make you laugh

[RustyCage]

http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/smallfish_info.php?products_id=27999

[GWW]

The morning newreader on radio station Mix, and the amount of times she mispronounces her words or stumbles.

[JK]

Bloke and his two lads walking in front of me at lunchtime in Target .. All decked out in their Power clobber, and his smallest/youngest lad commentating as he walks through the shop "Takes the ball and spins, oh that was sensational. 2, 3, 4 bounces as he streams toward goal etc etc".

Walked past them about 10 minutes later and he was still happily commentating.

[GWW]

I thought seeing as he was a Power supporter, you were going to say he picked up a ball in the shop and kicked it off the side of the boot and knocked over the girl at the checkout

[Booney]

Bloke and his two lads walking in front of me at lunchtime in Target .. All decked out in their Power clobber, and his smallest/youngest lad commentating as he walks through the shop "Takes the ball and spins, oh that was sensational. 2, 3, 4 bounces as he streams toward goal etc etc".

Walked past them about 10 minutes later and he was still happily commentating.

Attaboy!

[85 WAS A GOOD YEAR]

Port supporters getting upset at friends posting facebook statuses about the footy scores tonight

Geez maybe these Port barrackers could consider attending the match live themselves ,

[mighty_tiger_79]

Bloke and his two lads walking in front of me at lunchtime in Target .. All decked out in their Power clobber, and his smallest/youngest lad commentating as he walks through the shop "Takes the ball and spins, oh that was sensational. 2, 3, 4 bounces as he streams toward goal etc etc".

Walked past them about 10 minutes later and he was still happily commentating.

bruce mcavaney look out

[sapaul]

The morning newreader on radio station Mix, and the amount of times she mispronounces her words or stumbles.

Ken Sutcliffe's sister?

[Columbo]

Hearing on the radio news last weekend that Pope John Paul II was being beautified later that day, obviously his beatification was being held another day!

[Lightning McQueen]

Bloke and his two lads walking in front of me at lunchtime in Target .. All decked out in their Power clobber, and his smallest/youngest lad commentating as he walks through the shop "Takes the ball and spins, oh that was sensational. 2, 3, 4 bounces as he streams toward goal etc etc".

Walked past them about 10 minutes later and he was still happily commentating.

I reckon you are lying, i reckon it was the old man.

[Dogwatcher]

Just read this convo on Facebook:

Status: Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear so why is everyone questioning Monkey as my sons name?

Response: I've called both my kids monkey. It stuck more with my son and he still gets called that at 13.

Status: We don't just "call" him monkey we "named" him monkey

[Dogwatcher]

Bloke and his two lads walking in front of me at lunchtime in Target .. All decked out in their Power clobber, and his smallest/youngest lad commentating as he walks through the shop "Takes the ball and spins, oh that was sensational. 2, 3, 4 bounces as he streams toward goal etc etc".

Walked past them about 10 minutes later and he was still happily commentating.

bruce mcavaney look out

More hope as a commentator, than playing for Port.
Port player's haven't got that much skill.

[dedja]

Pippa allegedly being offered $5M for one porno scene ...

[mighty_tiger_79]

Pippa allegedly being offered $5M for one porno scene ...

i hope theres a view of the rear

[Drop Bear]

The AFL.

[Lightning McQueen]

The reasons to vote "NO" thread in the cricket forum still getting a good bollocking, talk about flogging a dead horse, the horse has made it's way into burgers and been digested already.

[RustyCage]

The possibility of Charlie Sheen being replaced on Two and a Half Men by Ashton Kutcher!

[mighty_tiger_79]

apparently the trams arent working - power failure

[mighty_tiger_79]

trams are moving now, no need to fear

[Ian]

The morning newreader on radio station Mix, and the amount of times she mispronounces her words or stumbles.

Saturday morning after giving the Collingwood Geelong result in the news she went on to say that "in the SANFL West disposed of Geelong last night", that would have been a fair effort for Westies but in Geelong's defence they were probably stuffed from beading the pies and the flight over