Things that give you the sh1ts

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Neighbourhood kids coming around to play after school. My house is my office, plus their houses are heaps better than ours so I don't get it. Tried to contain my annoyance but in the end had to skoll a beer.

A stubbie or can?

Stubby. Pale Ale. Cures most ills.

Nice

amazing what you can do with Pale Ale.

[Lightning McQueen]

amazing what you can do with Pale Ale.

The gods must be crazy.

[scoob]

A stubbie or can?

Stubby. Pale Ale. Cures most ills.

Nice

amazing what you can do with Pale Ale.

Never fails to put a smile on your face.

[fisho mcspaz]

Classy

I've never pretended to class. There's a forty-year-old bloke with a wife-beater, low-slung footy shorts and moccasins existing inside my female reasonably-well-dressed shell.

[Mr66]

Queue jumpers.

[JK]

Buying some awful Kiwi beer at the BWS because it was $12 for a six-pack. Drank one. Can't come at the rest, it's like beer with goon in it.

If you find a brew you can come at can you PM me and let me in on the secret?

regards,

REB

I can think of something MM and I have done with Paleys that's totally inappropriate but I've been warned against posting stuff like that online so I'll say no more.

I hereby dub thee, "insignificance"

[fisho mcspaz]

Buying some awful Kiwi beer at the BWS because it was $12 for a six-pack. Drank one. Can't come at the rest, it's like beer with goon in it.

If you find a brew you can come at can you PM me and let me in on the secret?

regards,

REB

I can think of something MM and I have done with Paleys that's totally inappropriate but I've been warned against posting stuff like that online so I'll say no more.

I hereby dub thee, "insignificance"

Hell, I'm more than happy to go into detail but I just don't want to get banned or upset people. I have no shame, just consideration for others.

Something that gives me the sh1ts but mainly scares the crap out of me - Iran banning women from attending universities. It gives me the sh1ts because the only reason they're banned is because they're outperforming men. I think the Iranian blokes just need to go have a good wank and get rid of some of that testosterone, and start viewing women as equal citizens, and considering how they can help to nurture such potential. Everyone deserves the opportunity to become whoever they want to be. And it scares me because I can see the US, aka Israel, invading them, using this as an excuse, and deploying chemical weapons, and destroying so many innocents. And most people are as thick as sh1t so they won't realise it's America, they'll be all 'Oh, it's Israel, it's just those Middle Eastern nobs having a bash at each other again, time to change the channel.' OK, I've been having a couple of drinks tonight. The grog usually brings my humanitarian concerns up to the surface. But it still frightens me.

[JK]

Hell, I'm more than happy to go into detail but I just don't want to get banned or upset people. I have no shame, just consideration for others.

LOL .. I hope you picked up on my play on words Fishy .. I certainly wasn't referring to you as insignificant buddy!

[fisho mcspaz]

Hell, I'm more than happy to go into detail but I just don't want to get banned or upset people. I have no shame, just consideration for others.

LOL .. I hope you picked up on my play on words Fishy .. I certainly wasn't referring to you as insignificant buddy!

Cheers mate! Oh golly, I've had a few Paleys so I can only pick up on blatant, un-subtle, sledgehammer wit. I'll have a look at it again tomorrow. At the moment my brain can only cope with jokes about poo.

[mickey]

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I can think of something MM and I have done with Paleys that's totally inappropriate but I've been warned against posting stuff like that online so I'll say no more.

I hereby dub thee, "insignificance"

Hell, I'm more than happy to go into detail but I just don't want to get banned or upset people. I have no shame, just consideration for others. [/quote]

I'm sure it can't be that bad... but if it is feel free to pm me the story

[Pseudo]

Something that gives me the sh1ts but mainly scares the crap out of me - Iran banning women from attending universities. It gives me the sh1ts because the only reason they're banned is because they're outperforming men. I think the Iranian blokes just need to go have a good wank and get rid of some of that testosterone, and start viewing women as equal citizens, and considering how they can help to nurture such potential. Everyone deserves the opportunity to become whoever they want to be. And it scares me because I can see the US, aka Israel, invading them, using this as an excuse, and deploying chemical weapons, and destroying so many innocents. And most people are as thick as sh1t so they won't realise it's America, they'll be all 'Oh, it's Israel, it's just those Middle Eastern nobs having a bash at each other again, time to change the channel.' OK, I've been having a couple of drinks tonight. The grog usually brings my humanitarian concerns up to the surface. But it still frightens me.

What are they going to choke their chickens over though? All the eye candy is wrapped up in burqas...

[Psyber]

Something that gives me the sh1ts but mainly scares the crap out of me - Iran banning women from attending universities. It gives me the sh1ts because the only reason they're banned is because they're outperforming men. I think the Iranian blokes just need to go have a good wank and get rid of some of that testosterone, and start viewing women as equal citizens, and considering how they can help to nurture such potential. Everyone deserves the opportunity to become whoever they want to be. And it scares me because I can see the US, aka Israel, invading them, using this as an excuse, and deploying chemical weapons, and destroying so many innocents. And most people are as thick as sh1t so they won't realise it's America, they'll be all 'Oh, it's Israel, it's just those Middle Eastern nobs having a bash at each other again, time to change the channel.' OK, I've been having a couple of drinks tonight. The grog usually brings my humanitarian concerns up to the surface. But it still frightens me.

What are they going to choke their chickens over though? All the eye candy is wrapped up in burqas...

I think that's what they keep Camels for.

That reminds me - a long time ago "Camel" cigarettes were a big brand, and there were jokes about the picture of the factory being on the pack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_cigarettes

Then they ran an advert, "of all those men who try Camel only 2% go back to other brands".
That became a popular joke, too, in the form "of all those men who try Camels only 2% go back to women".

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Hell, I'm more than happy to go into detail but I just don't want to get banned or upset people. I have no shame, just consideration for others.

LOL .. I hope you picked up on my play on words Fishy .. I certainly wasn't referring to you as insignificant buddy!

Cheers mate! Oh golly, I've had a few Paleys so I can only pick up on blatant, un-subtle, sledgehammer wit. I'll have a look at it again tomorrow. At the moment my brain can only cope with jokes about poo.

are you a virgin?

[dedja]

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how did that prick only get 21 years for murdering nearly 80 people? Is it because they are only Norwegian?

[GWW]

Its the maximum sentence in Norway, as per legislation there.

[southee]

Its the maximum sentence in Norway, as per legislation there.

They are all on too many drugs over there!!

Pathetic decision!!!

[GWW]

It does seem hopelessly inadequate in a circumstance like this, the only saving grace perhaps that they have a clause in their legislation that anyone posing a danger to society can be detained indefinitely.

[southee]

It does seem hopelessly inadequate in a circumstance like this, the only saving grace perhaps that they have a clause in their legislation that anyone posing a danger to society can be detained indefinitely.

Lets hope so ....the scary thing is he could be out sooner than the 21 years.

[GWW]

Lets hope common sense prevails.