by Wedgie » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:00 pm
Christ, this has taken off!
Summary so far:
Mal went to the local pub and had a beer with friends, he felt hungry and ate a Whopper, he felt so sick afterwards he suddenly vomitted and then Punky said to him and Matty Elliot, "You can't bat like me so, why don't you barrack for Norwood" but he declined and in walked Chris Bones McDermott and Specky McGee. He puked again so then mal grabbed Punky and wiped his mouth with a huge Glenelg jumper worn by Chris McDermott.
Punky freaked out North's former coach by calling him North's greatest coach then shouted "bollocks" past, present, future.
Bones said "You astute judge of nothing, how can I get along with someone lacking such social graces".
The Punky said to his mate "C'mon you Bays!" while stabbing snaggletooth then police arrived, suggested cavity search.
Punk was found to be lacking complete self control when his ass started singing "Tigerland" with 500 piece orchestra backup dressed in khaki.
The police said "arrest all Glenelg supporters at once".
Along came Wedgie, he screamed "NEVER LICK THE FREEZER during the sabbath or you will barrack for Westies!".
Suddenly the group realised that the Snouts Louts were trapped inside of the new bar or maybe toilet definitely in denial.
"Lets save them some money by leaving them there, dispensing beer from places not washed.
Then everyone went "Buy a Budget!" from a bloke that sells raffle who looks like a man down syndrome has affected with great powers.
Snouts louts are visiting Hanson Road for no reason but find Punk, he's with Wedgie and BPRPB is always at home for the phone in case telemarketers sell North Adelaide adult stuff in the colour pink.
Aren't geraniums a Port thing too (the stolen variety).
All of a sudden the cock walked through the burning ring of Fire! BPRPB sang "black and gold gonna get rolled in dog shit on Unley Oval".
The local council put a fence bows to minority put a fence around Strathalbyn dogs.
Bayman is seriously having to pay the price for Hanson Rd visits to the crematorium and to the palace on Hindley St where people like to watch the drunks fight each other with some kind of whip made from like the one Pauline Hanson has in her Johnny Haysman handbag so the police grabbed him by the hidden tackle.
The sargeent said "This time Johnny, Johnny Be Gooooood!"
Johnny did his Gumboot shuffle to Jeezus of Suburbia whilst drinking a West End Draught from Pram Lady's kids and family prompting her to trap another bloke's genital, vice like between two huge rabid, slobbering rottweilers who think its...........