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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:17 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:22 pm

Justin Bieber the little twat get off my bloody TV :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:37 am

heater31 wrote:Justin Bieber the little twat get off my bloody TV :twisted:

Wasn't it funny to see the little girls screaming and crying though... Thought the Nelson Twins were on, it was bloody hilarious.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:29 am

When your pay was meant to go in last night, its still not in and getting told it may not be in until tomorrow morning. :evil:

Our payroll are f**king useless!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:36 pm

When you find a long Cobra in the toliet and it then becomes your responsability to get rid of it (because everyone will know I was the last person in there). Having to try and break it up with the dunny brush to get it to flush......ffs. Wouldnt be so bad if it was mine in the first place!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:41 pm

overloaded wrote:When you find a long Cobra in the toliet and it then becomes your responsability to get rid of it (because everyone will know I was the last person in there). Having to try and break it up with the dunny brush to get it to flush......ffs. Wouldnt be so bad if it was mine in the first place!!!!!!!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:48 am

Dutchy wrote:The SFL board


x 2 - F*** ME DEAD. TWO DIVS. HOW HARD IS IT?!?!?!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:56 am

fisho mcspaz wrote:
Dutchy wrote:The SFL board


x 2 - F*** ME DEAD. TWO DIVS. HOW HARD IS IT?!?!?!


That being said, I'd rather Aldinga went to the GSFL. It makes sense - we're the southernmost side by a long shot, we're not a rabble any more (which was why the GSFL wouldn't let us in previously) and we're getting flogged by everyone, week in week out. Morale can only last so long without success. Maybe I'll get a few people drunk and start whispering in their ears, get something happening. I can't do much on my own because all I can really do is run my mouth - kids take up the majority of my attention when I'm at the footy club, and Mr McSpaz has cautioned me numerous times on volunteering for other jobs, cos when I do a whole lot of stuff I end up in hospital from what used to be called 'nervous breakdowns'. (I personally think that what I suffer from is called 'being pissweak' but eh - my family's got to come first.)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:26 am

How everyone thinks that Adelaide United TAKING OVER the Parks Community Centre will be such a good idea.

It will be great for the AUFC, new/refurbished facility for nothing to manage/use, but it how can their interests and needs go hand in hand with those of the community/existing members??

It will be the same as Good Life (with Power) when members had to call each lunch time to see if they could come down for a swim or if the footy club was using it. That was not even with Port MANAGING the centre..only has to be worse
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:17 pm

overloaded wrote:When you find a long Cobra in the toliet and it then becomes your responsability to get rid of it (because everyone will know I was the last person in there). Having to try and break it up with the dunny brush to get it to flush......ffs. Wouldnt be so bad if it was mine in the first place!!!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol: No win situation...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:43 am

scoob wrote:
overloaded wrote:When you find a long Cobra in the toliet and it then becomes your responsability to get rid of it (because everyone will know I was the last person in there). Having to try and break it up with the dunny brush to get it to flush......ffs. Wouldnt be so bad if it was mine in the first place!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: No win situation...
You could just walk away..
Does anyone (including you) remember who was in there before you?
Then, the next visitor gets to wrestle with the same dilemma - it's lie a chain letter. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:00 pm

Psyber wrote:
scoob wrote:
overloaded wrote:When you find a long Cobra in the toliet and it then becomes your responsability to get rid of it (because everyone will know I was the last person in there). Having to try and break it up with the dunny brush to get it to flush......ffs. Wouldnt be so bad if it was mine in the first place!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: No win situation...
You could just walk away..
Does anyone (including you) remember who was in there before you?
Then, the next visitor gets to wrestle with the same dilemma - it's lie a chain letter. ;)

Didnt remember who was in there... but eveyone knows I went in there. So the next person would know it was me (even tho it wasnt!!) .....It wouldnt flush, so there I am with the dunny brush trying to break up this huge cobra.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:11 pm

All the s*** things that are happening at the moment. It's time something GOOD happened. And I do subscribe to the concept that you make your own luck. I've been trying my arse off to make my own luck and I'd just like to see it paying off for once.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:12 am

Got a letter from the CSA saying I owe $940.

I rang them Friday.

Me "I have a letter saying I owe $940 yet you guys do direct pay deductions, can you please tell me why?"
After checking my details.
Lovely CSA lady "When do you get paid? Monthly"
Me "Yes, on the 8th"
LCL "Oh I see, we process ours on the 7th of each month, don't worry, you owe us nothing, I have it in front of me, it's just how the system picks it up, it sorts itself out"
Me "OK thanks, it doesn't seem right but oh well, it wont affect my tax return will it"
LCL "No (jokingly), don't worry sir, everything is above board and you will get your full refund"

A little more banter and then we end the convo on a positive note.

3 days later, tax return comes in with money taken out, thanks love.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:16 pm

having a loose wire in your earphones!!! ****
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:32 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Got a letter from the CSA saying I owe $940.

I rang them Friday.

Me "I have a letter saying I owe $940 yet you guys do direct pay deductions, can you please tell me why?"
After checking my details.
Lovely CSA lady "When do you get paid? Monthly"
Me "Yes, on the 8th"
LCL "Oh I see, we process ours on the 7th of each month, don't worry, you owe us nothing, I have it in front of me, it's just how the system picks it up, it sorts itself out"
Me "OK thanks, it doesn't seem right but oh well, it wont affect my tax return will it"
LCL "No (jokingly), don't worry sir, everything is above board and you will get your full refund"

A little more banter and then we end the convo on a positive note.

3 days later, tax return comes in with money taken out, thanks love.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:41 pm

People with cars so low to the ground they have to go through any dip or speedhump at 2kmh. Once I get my tank they will be crushed.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:46 pm

Squids wrote:People with cars so low to the ground they have to go through any dip or speedhump at 2kmh. Once I get my tank they will be crushed.


Like this tank? ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:16 pm

The Ash Man wrote:
Squids wrote:People with cars so low to the ground they have to go through any dip or speedhump at 2kmh. Once I get my tank they will be crushed.


Like this tank? ;)

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:lol: :lol: very good
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:53 pm

Losing my PAYG summary that i need to complete my tax, looked everywhere but can't find it.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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