Things that give you the sh1ts

[overloaded]

2 weeks ago at their oval, none of those parents would do it, even when the coach asked them!
I did it so the kids could have a game.
These people are happy to have their say but not put their hand up to help.
I really don't care whats said to me or about me, but in front of the kids, it's not on.
Really gives me the Sh1ts!

weak as psss

[RustyCage]

cold sores

[dedja]

[The Dark Knight]

cold sores

Agreed!

[Wedgie]

Yeah. I picked up a nasty "coldsore" when I came back from Thailand recently.

[RustyCage]

Yeah. I picked up a nasty "coldsore" when I came back from Thailand recently.

[Hefty]

Yeah. I picked up a nasty "coldsore" when I came back from Thailand recently.

Penicilin will fix that right up!!

[White Line Fever]

Blocked shower drain.

Definately time for a new bathroom.

[CENTURION]

Yeah. I picked up a nasty "coldsore" when I came back from Thailand recently.

on your slug.

[Lightning McQueen]

cold sores

A big dollop of vegemite right on it before you go to bed.

[JK]

cold sores

As soon as the blister(s) form, heat up a pin/needle and pop it, then squeeze all the fluid out .. Repeat later if they reform.

Then smash the Zovirax - They'll be as good as gone within 5 days.

[Johno6]

i dont think wedgie will do that tho... doesnt want to be putting sharp things around his genitals.

[Lightning McQueen]

i dont think wedgie will do that tho... doesnt want to be putting sharp things around his genitals.

Did enough of that in Thailand you reckon?

[stampy]

coles express not advertising their lpg prices, line up like a fool and their price is 4c dearer than down the ******* road anyway! ****!!!

[Rik E Boy]

Politicians getting a pay rise even though they only got one three months ago.

regards,

REB

[Baron Greenback]

The Labor Government.
They say the next election will be a vote for the carbon tax.
Well maybe they should have waited until after they were reelected to enforce it.
If I wasn't sure Julia Gillard was a dirty licker I'd drive to Canberra and tell her to suck on my big fat one.

[Q.]

The Labor Government.
They say the next election will be a vote for the carbon tax.
Well maybe they should have waited until after they were reelected to enforce it.
If I wasn't sure Julia Gillard was a dirty licker I'd drive to Canberra and tell her to suck on my big fat one.

The sky will have fallen in by then. Cluck cluck.

[Media Park]

Got a call today from some government bird, I applied for a debt consilidation loan the other day and got knocked back.
She tells me that it got referred to her because it seemed a bit odd.
Asked me a few questions about money, the bills I have, who I am supporting (the missus lost her job), and what I owe people.
Came back with the fact that I am below the "Henderson Poverty Line."

When I asked her what I could do, it was either file for bankruptcy, or do nothing an dget further in debt.

Jeepers Creepers, a larger amount of people "liked" it on my facebook page. I didn't think it was something you'd like!!!!

[heater31]

You do make some 'quality' posts on there though......

[CENTURION]

Waking up in the morning, going outside for a wee on the front lawn, only to find Sunday Mails or Advertisers dumped there!! I didn't order them, don't dump your unwanted crap on my front yard!!