Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Sitting down for the morning borry at work. Delivering a mass evacuation of the bowels. Feeling good, lighter and relieved i didnt trouble the missus small unit with said nard and then .... he looks left, he looks right and there is no happy ending to this monumental morning movement as some selfish f*ck has finished off the toilet paper and left me in a very sh*tty position ...pun intended!

The half strided shuffle is normally a tense one aswell.

[Psyber]

Sitting down for the morning borry at work. Delivering a mass evacuation of the bowels. Feeling good, lighter and relieved i didnt trouble the missus small unit with said nard and then .... he looks left, he looks right and there is no happy ending to this monumental morning movement as some selfish f*ck has finished off the toilet paper and left me in a very sh*tty position ...pun intended!

I got caught once like that and finished up using my underdaks to wipe, then binned them.
I got along OK the rest of the day without them with only minor transient difficulty.
Since then I always check.

[Squids]

Falling arse up in a puddle gives me the shits.

[Big Phil]

Being at work for 5:30am for stock take !!!!

[Booney]

Sitting down for the morning borry at work. Delivering a mass evacuation of the bowels. Feeling good, lighter and relieved i didnt trouble the missus small unit with said nard and then .... he looks left, he looks right and there is no happy ending to this monumental morning movement as some selfish f*ck has finished off the toilet paper and left me in a very sh*tty position ...pun intended!

I got caught once like that and finished up using my underdaks to wipe, then binned them.
I got along OK the rest of the day without them with only minor transient difficulty.
Since then I always check.

[The Sleeping Giant]

Being at work for 5:30am for stock take !!!!

Sounds terrible. Should start looking for another job.

[Lightning McQueen]

Being at work for 5:30am for stock take !!!!

Sounds terrible. Should start looking for another job.

Closer to Norwood.

[Lightning McQueen]

Shaving with a hangover.

[Johno6]

doing anything with a hang over

for some reason when im hung over all i wanna do (assuming its warm) is spend all day in a pool.

and feel sorry for myself

[Lightning McQueen]

doing anything with a hang over

for some reason when im hung over all i wanna do (assuming its warm) is spend all day in a pool.

and feel sorry for myself

Ha, try getting to work to discover you have a median strip down your cheek!

Every time I buy a new pack of razors I always say to myself, take one to work and leave it there, never do though.

[heater31]

doing anything with a hang over

for some reason when im hung over all i wanna do (assuming its warm) is spend all day in a pool.

and feel sorry for myself

Ha, try getting to work to discover you have a median strip down your cheek!

Every time I buy a new pack of razors I always say to myself, take one to work and leave it there, never do though.

Solution here gentleman is the trimmed beard option.....

Only need to run the clippers over the face one or twice a week. Feels weird to be clean shaven for me these days

[Lightning McQueen]

doing anything with a hang over

for some reason when im hung over all i wanna do (assuming its warm) is spend all day in a pool.

and feel sorry for myself

Ha, try getting to work to discover you have a median strip down your cheek!

Every time I buy a new pack of razors I always say to myself, take one to work and leave it there, never do though.

Solution here gentleman is the trimmed beard option.....

Only need to run the clippers over the face one or twice a week. Feels weird to be clean shaven for me these days

I look like a pepper and salt shaker nowadays if I let it grow.

[heater31]

doing anything with a hang over

for some reason when im hung over all i wanna do (assuming its warm) is spend all day in a pool.

and feel sorry for myself

Ha, try getting to work to discover you have a median strip down your cheek!

Every time I buy a new pack of razors I always say to myself, take one to work and leave it there, never do though.

Solution here gentleman is the trimmed beard option.....

Only need to run the clippers over the face one or twice a week. Feels weird to be clean shaven for me these days

I look like a pepper and salt shaker nowadays if I let it grow.

You can fix that you know.....from the supermarket aisle with the shampoo....

[The Ash Man]

[Johno6]

i cant actually grow proper facial hair.....

[heater31]

That's the stuff Ash Man....

[Booney]

i cant actually grow proper facial hair.....

X2

I look like one of those young Arab blokes with just some muff under his neck....

[OnSong]

i cant actually grow proper facial hair.....

X2

I look like one of those young Arab blokes with just some muff under his neck....

That would stink a bit??

[Media Park]

The *expletive deleted* Australian *expletive deleted* Taxation *expletive deleted* *expletive deleted* Office.

So they call me about my tax return from 09/10, like I have all the info in front of me, like I slept with it and memorized it, and then they tell me that they gave me $800 in January, which was their mistake, and now I have to pay them $1200.

*expletive deleted**expletive deleted* Firstly, Mrs Asian-lady-who-was-too-*expletive deleted*-hard-to-understand, I didn't get *expletive deleted* $800 from ya, and *expletive deleted* secondly, I don't have 1200 *expletive deleted* dollars to give you!

*expletive deleted**expletive deleted**expletive deleted*

[woodublieve12]

i cant actually grow proper facial hair.....

X2

I look like one of those young Arab blokes with just some muff under his neck....

x3, i would love to grow a ripper beard...

i just leave it as stubble, cause if i grow it to much it looks shocking and patches every were... but if i clean shave i look bout 13 which doesnt bold well with my grey hair on my head
no win situation.