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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2023 11:13 am
by Jimmy_041
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:my 'manager' having no idea about how the contract or how the Award works :D :D
silly woman poked the wrong bear here :lol:


It still amuses me how little HR (or the equivalent) understand an employment contract, the conditions and the law
I could tell war stories that would have you in stitches. Most of them have been stitched up by the employee who knows more than they. One fallback when the fact was pointed out to them was "it's not the vibe"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:01 pm
by Corona Man
Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.

Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.

One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…

“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…

Well I thought it was funny..

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:16 pm
by Vamos
Corona Man wrote:Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.

Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.

One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…

“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…

Well I thought it was funny..


What would have made it funnier is if he placed down a handful of nails on the bar and said to the bartender "can you put me up for the night"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:53 pm
by Pseudo
Vamos wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.

Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.

One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…

“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…

Well I thought it was funny..


What would have made it funnier is if he placed down a handful of nails on the bar and said to the bartender "can you put me up for the night"


Heh...


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:58 pm
by Vamos
Brilliant :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:55 pm
by Jimmy_041
Corona Man wrote:Popped into my local this arvo for a beverage or 3.

Sitting with my normal group of mates, one eye on the races.

One of the blokes spotted a “new bloke” with a rather long beard slipping a bet on. “Nice to see Jesus here in Good Friday”…

“He’ll be back on Monday” was my reply…

Well I thought it was funny..


Me too.........

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:39 am
by Booney
People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.

Even more so when it's a customer.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:23 pm
by heater31
Booney wrote:People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.

Even more so when it's a customer.
Increasing the Dickhead Tax percentage?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:29 pm
by Booney
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.

Even more so when it's a customer.
Increasing the Dickhead Tax percentage?


Tolerance Tax gone into over drive. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:52 pm
by Corona Man
Booney wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:People who still think bullying you in the work place is acceptable.

Even more so when it's a customer.
Increasing the Dickhead Tax percentage?


Tolerance Tax gone into over drive. :lol:

Yep. In my previous role had a customer who was just a pure a hole.

So he paid what I called the a hole levy, on every order. The bloke had no idea, but he was paying for the way he chose to do business.

I’d say he is still paying that levy today.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 11:04 am
by Booney
It shouldn't...but Mrs Boon has dislocated her little toe a door jam. It's my coping mechanism when others are in pain.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2023 7:17 pm
by locky801
3 powerball wins in 3 weeks

All $11.01 cant work out the 1 cent :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2023 6:19 pm
by Pseudo

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2023 1:33 pm
by DoublebluTiger
The 2023 season schedule release for the Tennessee Titans.

A vox pop on the streets of Nashville to guess Titans' 2023 opponents by logo only. Their responses are hilarious and yet somehow not surprising.

Great to see the Falcons change their twitter handle pic to acknowledge the fun

https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1656827454118412289?s=20

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2023 1:37 pm
by Spargo
DoublebluTiger wrote:The 2023 season schedule release for the Tennessee Titans.

A vox pop on the streets of Nashville to guess Titans' 2023 opponents by logo only. Their responses are hilarious and yet somehow not surprising.

Great to see the Falcons change their twitter handle pic to acknowledge the fun

https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1656827454118412289?s=20

That’s very funny.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2023 2:16 pm
by Brodlach
That was gold.

Our very own got a mention

Image

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2023 11:40 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:That was gold.

Our very own got a mention

Image

What did I win?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2023 8:24 pm
by Wedgie
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2023 7:23 am
by Booney
Just ban them. 8)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2023 8:55 pm
by amber_fluid
People protesting about anti protesting laws.
Ummm OK!