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Footy Chick wrote:Whaddya mean? If you don't have jabs at work, you won't get paid?

That's bullshit - we had flu injections at work on Friday (I don't get them) and not a word of a lie, we had 5 people off out of a team of twelve today - all had the jab on Friday.

Might've been referring to the deluded anti-vaxxers having their welfare payments slashed.

Ah, of course - yeah that I rate.

Cant catch the flu from a flu vax. Sounds like a dodgy excuse for a long weekend...

Jase wrote:Cant catch the flu from a flu vax. Sounds like a dodgy excuse for a long weekend...

Too often people say "I've got the flu", unlikely, influenza will have you laid out for several days and potentially end up in hospital. A couple of days of chills and sniffles ain't the flu.

Jase wrote:Cant catch the flu from a flu vax. Sounds like a dodgy excuse for a long weekend...

Yes but you do get symptons of it.

I've had the flu - and claim to this day I caught it from seals on Kangaroo Island (coincidentally, I also got this on Australia Day), knocked me out for about 2 weeks. Crookest I've ever felt.

Booney wrote:

Jase wrote:Cant catch the flu from a flu vax. Sounds like a dodgy excuse for a long weekend...

Too often people say "I've got the flu", unlikely, influenza will have you laid out for several days and potentially end up in hospital. A couple of days of chills and sniffles ain't the flu.

Those symptoms are of Man Flu

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:

Jase wrote:Cant catch the flu from a flu vax. Sounds like a dodgy excuse for a long weekend...

Too often people say "I've got the flu", unlikely, influenza will have you laid out for several days and potentially end up in hospital. A couple of days of chills and sniffles ain't the flu.

Those symptoms are of Man Flu

which is worse than normal flu...

Footy Chick wrote:

there is a reason it's called man flu, because women couldn't handle it.

There's no "woman flu" because they whinge all the bloody time.

We just cop flak for whinging one week a year when our immune system is being attacked by a deadly disease....that could kill us all.

Footy Chick wrote:

Joke if you like, but you catch it and you'll be bloody lucky to survive.

Footy Chick wrote:

make jokes about it. real mature...

Women complain about something as easy as child birth, so I don't know why they would joke about something as serious as the male strain of flu.

HH3 wrote:Women complain about something as easy as child birth, so I don't know why they would joke about something as serious as the male strain of flu.

I'll keep this and show Beffy in about a years time. I wonder if Man Flu is as painful as being strung up by your balls

Footy Chick wrote:

HH3 wrote:Women complain about something as easy as child birth, so I don't know why they would joke about something as serious as the male strain of flu.

I'll keep this and show Beffy in about a years time. I wonder if Man Flu is as painful as being strung up by your balls

She would think this is tame compared to some of the hilarious shit that comes out of my mouth

This is a conversation I had with her the other day...

HH3 - "Do you even have a "V"? Coz there's heaps of dishes on the sink and the clothes aren't even washed!"

Missus -



Went down fantastically

How are you still alive? [emoji38]

We have similar sense of humors, so its a two-way street.

Just give her one of these , duck the flying frying pan, and we're good as gold

HH3 wrote:There's no "woman flu" because they whinge all the bloody time.

We just cop flak for whinging one week a year when our immune system is being attacked by a deadly disease....that could kill us all.

well said Sir!!!

If it was not such a debilitating affliction why did my work call in every male on Monday and give them a paid flu shot.

To all the brave fearless men out there I salute you.