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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:06 am

Pseudo wrote:Trans Fegging Adelaide.

Have hardly stepped on a train for 6 months thanks to the Gawler line being torn up.

Had reason to head into town today, so went to catch the 8-oh-something this morning. Was standing room only, and the ticket machine was busted.

At Woodlands Park the platform was full of Tonsley line commuters waiting to board an already full train. Way to go Trains Aredelayed - replace a whole flipping line with shuttle buses to Woodlands, then don't add extra carriages on the Noarlunga line to compensate.

Had to stop at every stop on the way in, with commuters unable to board. The driver fired up the PA and asked the passengers by the door to tell people on platforms to wait for the next train coming.


Late in the evening, left the function I was at (with FREE BEER) early to make the 6.12 train. Got to the station at 6.08 to find that the 6.12 was now a 6.07 (and was pulling away as I gazed at the information monitors) and the next train was 6.33. Didn't get home until 7.

I get the feeling that the government is deliberately letting Trains Aredelayd mismanage the system and run it into the ground, in order to discourage punters from using the system and justify further cuts in a never-ending spiral of ineptitude.

Trans Adelaide is a government owned and run railway network. At the moment with the changes from a non electric to an electric service you are going to run into problems. Problem is there is not enough rail cars and trains for the Adelaide network. Also Adelaide has a 20 minute peak and a 30 minute off peak service. And after 7 I think it goes back to an hour service. Problem is there has been lines removed which growth has occurred i.e. Northfield, Willunga and Bridgewater lines. It may take a long time before a government will change the timetable and add more trains. A signalling upgrade may also be required as well.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:08 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby kicks.like.a.girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:05 am

Cricket pitches in the middle of footy ovals...

My head found out the hard way on Saturday night when i was tackled into Modburys b-(

... Screw rucking! Never found cricket pitches a problem at Full Back :lol:
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:23 am

kicks.like.a.girl wrote:Cricket pitches in the middle of footy ovals...

My head found out the hard way on Saturday night when i was tackled into Modburys b-(

... Screw rucking! Never found cricket pitches a problem at Full Back :lol:


Suck it up princess.... ;)

Go and play netball ;) :lol:
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby kicks.like.a.girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:29 am

heater31 wrote:
Suck it up princess.... ;)

Go and play netball ;) :lol:

Come here and let me see how you like it 8) :lol:

Mind you, the cricket pitch did feel like a netball court... think i'll stick to footy thanks :d
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:33 am

kicks.like.a.girl wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Suck it up princess.... ;)

Go and play netball ;) :lol:

Come here and let me see how you like it 8) :lol:

Mind you, the cricket pitch did feel like a netball court... think i'll stick to footy thanks :d


I don't know what you'd prefer, the rock hard pitch or the smelly muck that the Modbury Oval usually has later on in the season.
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Re: Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:50 am

kicks.like.a.girl wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Suck it up princess.... ;)

Go and play netball ;) :lol:

Come here and let me see how you like it 8) :lol:

Mind you, the cricket pitch did feel like a netball court... think i'll stick to footy thanks :d


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:15 pm

The news


"eat batteries and you may die"


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:23 pm

Squids wrote:The news


"eat batteries and you may die"


well derr


i have eaten batteries before

i wanted to become the energizer man, cheaper then the blue pills!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:25 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Squids wrote:The news


"eat batteries and you may die"


well derr


i have eaten batteries before

i wanted to become the energizer man, cheaper then the blue pills!!


:lol: :lol:

very good.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:52 pm

people that cant keep confidential emails confidential :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:52 pm

People who line up for petrol and block up laneways when it is 1 to 2 cents cheaper than another pump!!!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:10 pm

People with expired gift vouchers!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby the milky bar kid » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:11 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:42 pm

People that walk around with headphones on

People that drive with headphones on





SHOOT THEM ALL
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:40 pm

Squids wrote:People that walk around with headphones on

People that drive with headphones on





SHOOT THEM ALL

Better shoot deaf people as well Himmler.
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:58 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Squids wrote:People that walk around with headphones on

People that drive with headphones on





SHOOT THEM ALL

Better shoot deaf people as well Himmler.



No I have no problem with deaf people as they would have some awareness.

People with headphones in...start daydreaming and are dangerous.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby westozfalcon » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:59 pm

southee wrote:People who line up for petrol and block up laneways when it is 1 to 2 cents cheaper than another pump!!!

:evil:


Agreed.
I'd sooner pay an extra $2 for a tank of petrol than line up for 20 minutes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:17 pm

kicks.like.a.girl wrote:Cricket pitches in the middle of footy ovals...

My head found out the hard way on Saturday night when i was tackled into Modburys b-(

... Screw rucking! Never found cricket pitches a problem at Full Back :lol:


Have heard about this all week....bloody cricket pitch at Modbury on Saturday night, and now here...cant get away from it ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Smart » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:39 am

brod wrote:
kicks.like.a.girl wrote:Cricket pitches in the middle of footy ovals...

My head found out the hard way on Saturday night when i was tackled into Modburys b-(

... Screw rucking! Never found cricket pitches a problem at Full Back :lol:


Have heard about this all week....bloody cricket pitch at Modbury on Saturday night, and now here...cant get away from it ;)



What cricket pitch? Ohhh you mean grass and sparatic grass they put stumps into? :roll: :lol: Needs serious work that square.... Mind you Modbury oval is looking a treat and far from the mud pit it used to be.
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