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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:15 am

low tide squids?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:25 am

Just turning down a free boozy lunch at Footy Park tomorrow with Mick Malthouse as guest speaker.

Why oh why did I say no :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:27 am

tipper wrote:low tide squids?


nah.....was going on a dirt road which seemed fine....two seconds later im in boggy mud...brakes lock up and I'm sliding for 50m through the slush.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:49 am

Squids wrote:
tipper wrote:low tide squids?


nah.....was going on a dirt road which seemed fine....two seconds later im in boggy mud...brakes lock up and I'm sliding for 50m through the slush.


One of your tenticles got stuck?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:04 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Squids wrote:
tipper wrote:low tide squids?


nah.....was going on a dirt road which seemed fine....two seconds later im in boggy mud...brakes lock up and I'm sliding for 50m through the slush.


One of your tenticles got stuck?


Nah, flat tube. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:10 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Squids wrote:
tipper wrote:low tide squids?


nah.....was going on a dirt road which seemed fine....two seconds later im in boggy mud...brakes lock up and I'm sliding for 50m through the slush.


One of your tenticles got stuck?


:lol: :D

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:55 pm

Our clubrooms getting graffitied again!! :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:05 pm

Amber Halliday trying to bad mouth Black Caviar in the mail. U don't know what your on about so hop on your push bike and **** off!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:06 pm

Give her a break ... her brain is still swollen
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:10 pm

dedja wrote:Give her a break ... her brain is still swollen


Harsh.....but fair!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:01 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:17 am

overloaded wrote:Emma Freedman :vom:



Really??? Better than the chicks on Home and Away
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:53 am

at least she has a bit of personality about her. That James Tobin irritates me no end, he's got the personality of a wet paper bag.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:45 am

Personality = ugly
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:22 pm

Doing most of the sales reps work for them and getting paid eff all while they get their free cars, petrol, phones, and commision...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:23 pm

I feel your pain hh3.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:19 pm

HH3 wrote:Doing most of the sales reps work for them and getting paid eff all while they get their free cars, petrol, phones, and commision...


If they are working for a comission you should feel pity for them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:40 pm

Sometimes being a salesman is like shooting fish in a barrel. Then they get real lazy. Then the lunches last for 2 hours. Then you start having to deal with their customers. Then you realise, I could do this guys job.
Hang in there, hh3, learn all you can, then take his job.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:04 pm

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Doing most of the sales reps work for them and getting paid eff all while they get their free cars, petrol, phones, and commision...


If they are working for a comission you should feel pity for them.


No, these guys have a way higher salary than me, then get comission and bonus's on top of that. They come in for 2 hours a day. And I know I could do their job, because I do do it...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:36 am

Getting my first work-related call on my day off at 9:20 (after waking up at 9:15).
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