Things that give you the sh1ts

[heater31]

Using a whipper snipper. One of the worst designed pieces of machinery I have ever had the misfortune of using.

Let me guess..... the cord would not unravel properly

[OnSong]

Using a whipper snipper. One of the worst designed pieces of machinery I have ever had the misfortune of using.

Let me guess..... the cord would not unravel properly

I just manually pulled it out* every 10 minutes or so.
It was touchy starting it, when I did start it and gave it throttle, it would stall.
A friggin 20-minute job took three hours.
I usually pay someone to do it, but he passed away recently.
This is God's way of testing me, I'm sure of it.

[The Ash Man]

I agree worst things ever!

[mal]

Trying to watch Superbowl
Its like watching a 20/20 cricket game with 6 commercials shown after every ball thats bowled

'The actual game is OK
But the delays and adds are very offputting

[overloaded]

Trying to watch Superbowl
Its like watching a 20/20 cricket game with 6 commercials shown after every ball thats bowled

'The actual game is OK
But the delays and adds are very offputting

Both are carp!

[MatteeG]

Using a whipper snipper. One of the worst designed pieces of machinery I have ever had the misfortune of using.

Let me guess..... the cord would not unravel properly

I just manually pulled it out* every 10 minutes or so.
It was touchy starting it, when I did start it and gave it throttle, it would stall.
A friggin 20-minute job took three hours.
I usually pay someone to do it, but he passed away recently.
This is God's way of testing me, I'm sure of it.

LOL- Ive now given up the whipper and poisoned the edges of my back lawn...

[OnSong]

Using a whipper snipper. One of the worst designed pieces of machinery I have ever had the misfortune of using.

Let me guess..... the cord would not unravel properly

I just manually pulled it out* every 10 minutes or so.
It was touchy starting it, when I did start it and gave it throttle, it would stall.
A friggin 20-minute job took three hours.
I usually pay someone to do it, but he passed away recently.
This is God's way of testing me, I'm sure of it.

LOL- Ive now given up the whipper and poisoned the edges of my back lawn...

Thought of that. What did you use and did it work ok? Does it still look reasonable?

[Lightning McQueen]

LOL- Ive now given up the whipper and poisoned the edges of my back lawn...

Thought of that. What did you use and did it work ok? Does it still look reasonable?

Ditto?

[Motorboat]

Overloaded saying carp to everything!

[dedja]

Watching part 1 of Australian Story about how Eugene McGee killed Ian Humphrey.

A man of no morals who is lower than the lowest life form.

[Jim05]

Watching part 1 of Australian Story about how Eugene McGee killed Ian Humphrey.

A man of no morals who is lower than the lowest life form.

Disgraceful really

[OnSong]

Getting hit on by a really sexy girl and you're about to do the deed but you stop her because you're being a good bloke and don't want to cheat on your missus.

Then you wake up from the dream!!!

[Q.]

Getting hit on by a really sexy girl and you're about to do the deed but you stop her because you're being a good bloke and don't want to cheat on your missus.

Then you wake up from the dream!!!

At least you saved yourself from having a wetty.

[heater31]

Getting hit on by a really sexy girl and you're about to do the deed but you stop her because you're being a good bloke and don't want to cheat on your missus.

Then you wake up from the dream!!!

At least you saved yourself from having a wetty.

[OnSong]

Getting hit on by a really sexy girl and you're about to do the deed but you stop her because you're being a good bloke and don't want to cheat on your missus.

Then you wake up from the dream!!!

At least you saved yourself from having a wetty.

No I didn't

[MatteeG]

LOL- Ive now given up the whipper and poisoned the edges of my back lawn...

Thought of that. What did you use and did it work ok? Does it still look reasonable?

Ditto?

Yeah looks pretty good, just used a standard concentrate weed killer from bunnings and watered it down in a Hills sprayer- gives you good control and keeps the spray line fairly thin. Lawn ready for its first mow since the killing, will see how it scrubs up (the back lawn is kycooya (sp) so it has mainly killed the evil runners).

Beats changing the **** line every 2 minutes!

[Booney]

Lazy buggers...

Looks crap with the edges killed off IMO.

[the milky bar kid]

Overloaded saying carp to everything!

What a load of carp

[HH3]

Getting hit on by a really sexy girl and you're about to do the deed but you stop her because you're being a good bloke and don't want to cheat on your missus.

Then you wake up from the dream!!!

At least you saved yourself from having a wetty.

No I didn't

Prem?

[Q.]

Getting hit on by a really sexy girl and you're about to do the deed but you stop her because you're being a good bloke and don't want to cheat on your missus.

Then you wake up from the dream!!!

At least you saved yourself from having a wetty.

No I didn't

Ha!

Reminds me of backpacking through Asia with a mate and we decided to have a wet dream comp - who could rack up the most wet dreams in the three months we were travelling. He pantsed me four-nil. At one stage I was 'celibate' for two weeks and was almost at the end of an awesome sex dream until I was woken by barking dogs....I kinda gave up after that.