Things that give you the sh1ts

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Postby Johno6 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:04 pm

hahah my day doesnt seem so bad now wedgie.'


pretty godamn hunger over went to cook some food in oven and it topped working,
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:09 pm

Oh I forgot to mention 4) having your mates jump, laugh and dance around you while you vomit and moan on the prickle infested grass
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:11 pm

5) have your mates piss on you when you're comatose
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:24 pm

Wedgie wrote:1) Hangovers casued by no food and lots of beer and cocktails the night before.
2) Having your missus pick you up from night out when your shirt is on inside out with lots of prickles on it.
3) Having a power outage when I have aforementioned hangover.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:17 pm

locky801 wrote:Burst water mains, this one on Nth East Rd Collinswood has been spewing water at great knots now for nearly 12 hours


Caused a lot of damage to North East Rd too - will be closed all week for repairs I've heard. Be a fun commute for those that go that way this week.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:31 am

Getting the train from Albury to Melbourne. Was 38 in Albury and 40 in Melbourne, but the rail car I was in had no aircon. Due to the heat the train was speed restricted to 90km/h, so a three and a bit hour "express" trip turned into a 5 hour sauna, causing me to miss my bus back to Adelaide. Now I'm at a hotel looking up buses back to Adelaide to find that one isn't running tomorrow. I'm left with either flying home, or getting a bus the day after. Looks like it will be cheaper to get a room for the night and get a bus back Wednesday night
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:19 am

pafc1870 wrote:Getting the train from Albury to Melbourne. Was 38 in Albury and 40 in Melbourne, but the rail car I was in had no aircon. Due to the heat the train was speed restricted to 90km/h, so a three and a bit hour "express" trip turned into a 5 hour sauna, causing me to miss my bus back to Adelaide. Now I'm at a hotel looking up buses back to Adelaide to find that one isn't running tomorrow. I'm left with either flying home, or getting a bus the day after. Looks like it will be cheaper to get a room for the night and get a bus back Wednesday night


Can get hotel for tonight and bus back tomorrow night for the price of a flight back today, so will stay in Melbourne another night.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:26 am

Being back at work and bored

Might go home soon 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:50 am

having a rogue dog attack ours on a walk yesterday ... $300 at the vet and a few cuts and bruises later

apparently the cops were called but my wife and daughter got out of there as soon as cujo was pulled off our dog.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:21 pm

the sydney test starting on the day the majority of people go back to work after the xmas break. would have enjoyed sitting on the couch all day yesty watching cricket.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:46 pm

The Ash Man wrote:Being back at work and bored

Might go home soon 8)


Ditto ash ..... Over it and highly unmotivated :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Alaska » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:51 pm

dedja wrote:having a rogue dog attack ours on a walk yesterday ... $300 at the vet and a few cuts and bruises later

apparently the cops were called but my wife and daughter got out of there as soon as cujo was pulled off our dog.


What a nightmare dedja
I have problems with people not using a leash and saying that it has never happened before.
My big boy really pisses other dogs off although he is friendly, but always on a leash.
I get worried about my little girl as she is pretty defenceless.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:50 am

southee wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Being back at work and bored

Might go home soon 8)


Ditto ash ..... Over it and highly unmotivated :(


I went home at 11am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:18 pm

Not having a car for a week
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:34 pm

the standard of MILF's at the Nth Adelaide aquatic centre today
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:34 pm

mickey wrote:the standard of MILF's at the Nth Adelaide aquatic centre today


:lol: ..... Ripped off Mickey !!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:31 pm

mickey wrote:the standard of MILF's at the Nth Adelaide aquatic centre today


LOL!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:32 pm

Getting a baguette for lunch today which was obviously made yesterday- and a custard tart from probably earlier than that... :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:17 pm

Finding ******* white ******* ants in my shed!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:27 pm

Punky is expecting your call ...
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