Things that you rate!

[RustyCage]

Nick Kyrgios blowing Tommy Robredo off the court

Love this kid

The new king of australian tennis has finally arrived.

Well thanks for jinxing the kid

Dammit!

[Johno6]

winning the footy tipping comp, yahoo......

[BoundaryRider84]

winning the footy tipping comp, yahoo......

Ditto! I am god!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Well lads, the drinks are on you

[Johno6]

Schooners of VB all round!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Schooners of VB all round!

[Johno6]

spot on, that's why ya do it
so nobody wants any and ya can be a tight arse.

[Johno6]

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

[HH3]

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

We are very similar. I can't stand wasting money, especially on something that means **** all. All it means is I went on a website, picked the cheapest bunch of flowers, and am expecting a BJ tonight...

Flowers don't prove you love them nearly as much as most of the other shit us males do to keep them happy, comfortable, and not crazy bitches.

[JK]

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

[bennymacca]

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

Wifey has an extremely small window of opportunity. The tipsy->horny->sleepy process usually only takes 10 minutes or less

[Booney]

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

Wifey has an extremely small window of opportunity. The tipsy->horny->sleepy process usually only takes 10 minutes or less

None of us are gullible enough to believe you need any longer pal.

[mighty_tiger_79]

good flowers last longer than a week

you get what ya pay for!!

[bennymacca]

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

Wifey has an extremely small window of opportunity. The tipsy->horny->sleepy process usually only takes 10 minutes or less

None of us are gullible enough to believe you need any longer pal.

I meant more in terms of if we are driving home from somewhere, she is usually fast asleep! Haha.

And if you include showering and cuddle time, I can push it out to at least 12 minutes, thankyou very much.

[Booney]

Cuddle time?

[Johno6]

the only thing my missus cuddles is our dog.

also the missus doesn't drink wine,
but she would appreciate the flowers more,

well that's the plan anyway.

[Spargo]

the only thing my missus cuddles is our dog

This is the second time I've read your posting about your missus & dog in the same sentence. Last time she was in bed with the dog, now she's "cuddling" it......

[Johno6]

the only thing my missus cuddles is our dog

This is the second time I've read your posting about your missus & dog in the same sentence. Last time she was in bed with the dog, now she's "cuddling" it......

mate I am honestly the third wheel
she treats it like a new born baby, its crazy

[OnSong]

Who did write this? Is this the brain child of one of our very own?

If so, we should all thank him or her for this divine snippet of wisdom.

I didn't write it but I can't remember who did. Probably my favourite piece of prose of all time.

[Footy Chick]

Meh, just claim it