Things that make you laugh

[Wedgie]

"Anger over B-team comment" in State Parliament.

[Booney]

Oh, so the email I sent where I said "How do you keep getting away with this shit?" might be misconstrued?

Bollocking received.

[mal]

Most days at work I make a container of yoghurt, granola and whatever fruit I have, I leave it in the fridge for the following day.

Yesterday I went to the fridge, I didn't feel like cereal so I grabbed my pre-made breakfast, sat down to eat it and then after the first mouthful I realised it wasn't mine, someone had brought in the same sort of container.

I rushed it back to the fridge hoping no one would notice.

I couldn't contain myself this morning and had to tell someone, I was telling who I thought was the least likely to have such a breakfast and then "BANG", he told me it was his.

We're meant to label our food in the fridge, I figure if everyone else does, mine should be the unlabeled one................and I generally have distinct food and containers....................double embarrassment on this one.

[Lightning McQueen]

Most days at work I make a container of yoghurt, granola and whatever fruit I have, I leave it in the fridge for the following day.

Yesterday I went to the fridge, I didn't feel like cereal so I grabbed my pre-made breakfast, sat down to eat it and then after the first mouthful I realised it wasn't mine, someone had brought in the same sort of container.

I rushed it back to the fridge hoping no one would notice.

I couldn't contain myself this morning and had to tell someone, I was telling who I thought was the least likely to have such a breakfast and then "BANG", he told me it was his.

We're meant to label our food in the fridge, I figure if everyone else does, mine should be the unlabeled one................and I generally have distinct food and containers....................double embarrassment on this one.

You'd be happy to know that on his way out he said to me "I'll make sure my wife makes two lots of breakfast for us for tomorrow"

I replied with "Don't worry, I already have".

[Brodlach]

Oh, so the email I sent where I said "How do you keep getting away with this shit?" might be misconstrued?

Bollocking received.

For you or him?

[Booney]

Oh, so the email I sent where I said "How do you keep getting away with this shit?" might be misconstrued?

Bollocking received.

For you or him?

Me, but a cursory one as he too copped one. I got one as "I had to mate, it wasn't your place to tell him he's shit".

[Brodlach]

Oh, so the email I sent where I said "How do you keep getting away with this shit?" might be misconstrued?

Bollocking received.

For you or him?

Me, but a cursory one as he too copped one. I got one as "I had to mate, it wasn't your place to tell him he's shit".

Fancy saying that to the Oracle! Wrong on so many levels

[am Bays]

This on social media from the Tiwi Islands Football League

LOST - MAURICE RIOLI CUP

TIFL needs the Maurice Rioli Cup for presentation on Sunday at the Grand Final. The cup was presented to Ranku at the last Grand Final, so someone from Ranku Football Club must know where the cup is.

Who ever has the cup please return to the club by Saturday night.

[The Bedge]

Trying to get hold of one of my subordinates the past two days.. impossible.. suddenly get forwarded an email from a lady who sorts our invoices, the service provider he's hired through has advised he's stuck halfway home due to the rainfall and wants approval to cover accommodation and meal expenses until the end of the week.. Turns out the reason i couldn't get hold of him is he decided to just go home.

[Booney]

Who was driving the ship that's blocking the Suez Canal?

[Lightning McQueen]

Wow, I used to like looking at the plane app, it was a bit of a spin out how many planes were flying about, we be a fair comparison now.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Who was driving the ship that's blocking the Suez Canal? [emoji38]

Same view off the gulf in the mornings...[emoji3]

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[Dutchy]

what app is that?

[mighty_tiger_79]

what app is that?

He possibly borrowed the image from a fellow 5AA contributor?

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[Booney]

what app is that?

Not sure, but we use this at work :

https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000

[Dutchy]

[Lightning McQueen]

what app is that?

Not sure, but we use this at work :

https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000

This one is interesting.

https://www.flightradar24.com/-15.11,178.15/2

[Pseudo]

Who was driving the ship that's blocking the Suez Canal?

Serves the captain right for letting her drive.

[Booney]

Before it went into the canal.....

[Corona Man]

Before it went into the canal.....

My wife clothes shopping, same map.