Stupid Things I've Done

[smac]

Nice work... Looks like one of those fried chicken feet you get in Hong Kong.

[longtimewaiting_2]

if only id listened to my mother
put some shoes on b4 you mow the lawns
the other stupid thing i done didnt listen to mother

[Wedgie]

Crikey, ouch!!!

We have a winner!

[silicone skyline]

You probably shouldn't have used the lawnmower to trim that ungainly large toenail.

[another grub]

My window wouldnt go down in my Datsun 180B.... I noticed the passenger side window was down so I reversed thru the Macdonald drivethru...... It got a laugh!!!!

[Footy Chick]

*bump*

I just tried to squish a bug that was sitting on my computer screen with my cursor....

[Booney]

*bump*

I just tried to squish a bug that was sitting on my computer screen with my cursor....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

[smac]

*bump*

I just tried to squish a bug that was sitting on my computer screen with my cursor....

Everyone knows you need to highlight it first. Bloody hell, fisty.

[silicone skyline]

I unwrapped one of those bulla ice creams and chucked the icecream away and kept the wrapper.

[A Mum]

Did it taste nice SS

[silicone skyline]

Plasticky.

[Lightning McQueen]

if only id listened to my mother
put some shoes on b4 you mow the lawns
the other stupid thing i done didnt listen to mother

Gee, I thought I had an ugly set of trotters.

[mick]

got married once

[Baron Greenback]

We used to go on orange runs as teenagers, where we'd fill the car up with so many oranges you could barely sit in the car.
Then we'd throw them at whatever we could: houses, fences, cars, people. Really stupid thing to do looking back at it.
Anyway, was crossing the Paringa Bridge one night and only had a few oranges left so I decided to hurl one at the car coming across the other side.
So I hung out the window and launched the orange, but as soon as I let go I knew I was in shite, because it was then I realised it was a cop car.
They pulled me over, but luckily the cop was my best mate's stepdad, otherwise I woulda been in a whole lot of strife.
Needless to say I learnt my lesson and didn't do anything like it again.

[the big bang]

hmmmmmmm.....

1. tried to open a stubbie between my bum cheeks. Result - Blood

2. You know how in the movies, people can run up walls and do a backflip, well, i thought if i substitute the wall for a trampoline, with the added "spring", i could achieve this. Result - Half a back flip, couldn't walk properly for a week and a half.

3. Put my "member" in the kick-symbols on a drum kit, and let a mate use it. Result - Pain. lots of pain. and for some reason, and itchy "member" for a few hours.

4. Put my "member" in the corner pocket of a pool table, and an added incentive to make my mate make the difficult shot. he made it. Result - Instant vomit

5. Got in an esky, and rode it down a flight of stairs, duely hitting a pole at the conclusion of my journey. Result - Permanant dent in both my shins

6. Wondered how strong my mates clothes line was built in the ground.ran at it flat out and tackled it. conclusion - not as strong as it could have been. Result - angry mate, sore shoulder, now owe said angry mate new clothe line.

7. 2006 AFL GF day, drinking at a mates. disapeared. missing for a couple hours. woke up in the local hockey clubs goals. Result - Angry missus

8. Snorted a line of tobasco sauce. Result - one half of my face went numb for several hours

thats all i can think of at this stage.

i'm heaps cool

[Footy Chick]

hmmmmmmm.....

1. tried to open a stubbie between my bum cheeks. Result - Blood

2. You know how in the movies, people can run up walls and do a backflip, well, i thought if i substitute the wall for a trampoline, with the added "spring", i could achieve this. Result - Half a back flip, couldn't walk properly for a week and a half.

3. Put my "member" in the kick-symbols on a drum kit, and let a mate use it. Result - Pain. lots of pain. and for some reason, and itchy "member" for a few hours.

4. Put my "member" in the corner pocket of a pool table, and an added incentive to make my mate make the difficult shot. he made it. Result - Instant vomit

5. Got in an esky, and rode it down a flight of stairs, duely hitting a pole at the conclusion of my journey. Result - Permanant dent in both my shins

6. Wondered how strong my mates clothes line was built in the ground.ran at it flat out and tackled it. conclusion - not as strong as it could have been. Result - angry mate, sore shoulder, now owe said angry mate new clothe line.

7. 2006 AFL GF day, drinking at a mates. disapeared. missing for a couple hours. woke up in the local hockey clubs goals. Result - Angry missus

8. Snorted a line of tobasco sauce. Result - one half of my face went numb for several hours

thats all i can think of at this stage.

i'm heaps cool

Yes you are...

That's gold!

[The Ash Man]

Got a lift home with FC -
Result FC speeding off thro the carpark with Ash only half in the car and one leg dragging along the road
Thanks again FC
Next time ill walk!

[Footy Chick]

I gave you ample time to get into the car...sheesh

I'm a good driver

[The Yetti]

hmmmmmmm.....

1. tried to open a stubbie between my bum cheeks. Result - Blood

2. You know how in the movies, people can run up walls and do a backflip, well, i thought if i substitute the wall for a trampoline, with the added "spring", i could achieve this. Result - Half a back flip, couldn't walk properly for a week and a half.

3. Put my "member" in the kick-symbols on a drum kit, and let a mate use it. Result - Pain. lots of pain. and for some reason, and itchy "member" for a few hours.

4. Put my "member" in the corner pocket of a pool table, and an added incentive to make my mate make the difficult shot. he made it. Result - Instant vomit

5. Got in an esky, and rode it down a flight of stairs, duely hitting a pole at the conclusion of my journey. Result - Permanant dent in both my shins

6. Wondered how strong my mates clothes line was built in the ground.ran at it flat out and tackled it. conclusion - not as strong as it could have been. Result - angry mate, sore shoulder, now owe said angry mate new clothe line.

7. 2006 AFL GF day, drinking at a mates. disapeared. missing for a couple hours. woke up in the local hockey clubs goals. Result - Angry missus

8. Snorted a line of tobasco sauce. Result - one half of my face went numb for several hours

thats all i can think of at this stage.

i'm heaps cool

Hey Big bang
That is a good list of stupid things you have done.
Simple Logic implies
YOU ARE STUPID

[Q.]

Haha, good work Big Bang! Now I don't feel so bad about having got my chop out so many times