Which safooty posters would you like to meet and why?

[dedja]

I'd add SABRE to my list ... same sick sense of humour.

BTW, where the hell has he been lately?

[JK]

I'd add SABRE to my list ... same sick sense of humour.

BTW, where the hell has he been lately?

Never changes and is a top bloke!! I think like many of us, he racks up the points during the off-season in preparation for the many absences during the important months of the year.

[Magpiespower]

PhilG

[GWW]

I'd add SABRE to my list ...

Probably the most genuinely funny poster this site has ever had.

[Media Park]

I don't recall ever reading a post from SABRE

Will have to keep an eye out... I like humour...

[A Mum]

I don't recall ever reading a post from SABRE

Will have to keep an eye out... I like humour...

He's hillarious - often has 'digs' at his wife - although I'm sure he loves her dearly...lol.

An example of his humour - in answering questions to a 'fun quiz':

(x) Shot a gun - Yes, but I'm usually her target.
(x) Gone on a blind date - I was blind at the wedding too.
() Been to Las Vegas - Nah, there's enough bad luck right here.
() Been on a plane - Nup, I like to fly inside the aircraft.
(x) Been on a cruise ship - But they made me give the tickets back to their owners and get off.
() Served on a jury - Not allowed. When interviewed I said everyone is guilty but me.
(x) Sang Karaoke - No one hung around after the first note. Go figure.
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only? - Another classy banquet at the pie-cart.
(x) Made a prank phone call - Don't tell ya missus you're just going for a walk to the phone box.
(x) Danced in the rain - Didn't get pneumonia. Didn't die. Still married.
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus - Nearly every day, but she's still here.
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe - Think that's how she gave me tinea.
(x) Watched the sunrise with someone - And not one deadly comet in sight.
(x) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away? - Yes, but they were someone
elses divorce papers.
(x) Are or have been married? - Take a flying guess Sherlock !
(x) Have children? - Stop rubbing it in !
(x) Have a pet? - Yes. Hate.
(x) Flown in a small 4 seater airplane - Yep, seven finger nails missing to prove it !
() Flown in a glider - No. Fort Battle-Axe said...."You're not getting away that easily!"
() Been flying in a hot air balloon - ditto
() Been Bungee Jumping - ditto
(x) Gone to a drive-in movie - Conceived child 1 in Marion Twin Field 2 & child 2 in Field 1
I've claimed rape both times but the police just won't listen !
(x) Done something that should have killed you - Conjugal rights.
(x) Done something that you will probably regret for the rest of your life - And you don't see
a pattern forming here ???

PS: We miss you SABRE
(Well I do anyway..lol)

[dedja]

We all miss SABRE ... looks like he hasn't posted for about 9 months now.

C'mon mate, come back!

[heater31]

We all miss SABRE ... looks like he hasn't posted for about 9 months now.

C'mon mate, come back!

maybe the wife finally clocked him with the frying pan.....

[dedja]

Onya Fort Battle-Axe ...

[RustyCage]

Any idea why he stopped posting?

[SABRE]

Any idea why he stopped posting?

Some say he looked at a photo of his wife, then painted a target on his roof
and stood there all Winter with a lightning rod in his hand.

Others say he spat the dummy and stopped posting because a certain well
known entity on this forum said untrue things about Norwood on his own club’s
forum despite knowing about the official denials on the subject by the SANFL.

Still others say he’s such a d1ckhe@d that he forgot his flamin’ password and that
he’s getting so bloody old, he can’t even read his own eff’n keyboard anymore !!!

It could be any of the above, but sadly, the truth is that Fort Battle-Axe has had me
locked in the dungeon for giving her phone number to Ian Callinan.
I honestly wished them true happiness together.
Ian deserves her because of his perfectly fair hit on Simon Phillips just when Flipper
usually kicks a couple in the last quarter. And she deserves him for the number of
times she’s been reported to The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands
and ‘crimes against humanity’ by simply existing.

No, no, no, it’s ok. I’m sure that I’m over the Grand Final. I’m sure that I’m not bitter at all.
<crunch>
And I’m sure Toshiba will give me a new laptop when I show them the toothmarks in this one.

Of course I’m just as sure that ‘Hoges’ will win his lawsuit against the Australian Tax Office
and that Norwood is now unbackable to win the 2011 flag by 20 goals despite losing half
the bloody team !!!

Yeah, everything’s just eff’n peachy in Sabreville! Thanks for asking.

p.s. Honestly, thanks for lovefest guys. Very much appreciated.

This is definitely a 'Fenech moment' …….”I luv youse all 2!”
(Maybe even 3 of you)

[Media Park]

SABRE added to my list...

[A Mum]

Hello SABRE !!
Nice to see you again

[dedja]

Jeez SABRE, that wasn't hard to flush you out ...

[White Line Fever]

That's gold.

Good form SABRE

[bayman]

A ranga south supporter at the footy ... jeez, it would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack, surely?

the original 'burger king' ron hately, well he was going when his son played (at glenelg south games anyway)

[dedja]

Add Adelaide Hawk to the list ... to give him a big hug.

[Johno6]

Dodgingandweaving, Strawb, Drop Bear, Johno, CP, WCP and Johno for a start.

EDIT

i thought u wrote johno on purpose takin the p1ss..


i pretty much wanna meet everyone from the gambling room haha. (for some hot tips)

i have met footy chick and choccies, choccies before i was even on here tho.


this site actually has alot of legends on it, some very classic moments.

[Big Phil]

Add Adelaide Hawk to the list ... to give him a big hug.

You're certainly not his favourite person are ya dedja, and there's a few of them

[Iron Fist]

Ive met a few of the people at the footy games or know who they are but havent formally met

Looking forward to meeting a few of the GG boys for a beer during the season.

MP is someone who Id like to share a beer with and also Bum Crack, looks like he loves a fish and even more a beer. Could definately get along with him!

Ive seen KLAG but didnt say hello cause wasnt sure if it was her till I asked the monday after.

Pag is a champ, had the honour of meeting him a few times now.

Cant really think of anyone else at the moment

Oh the lads with the classic jokes in the entertainment aswell.