Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:48 pm

Quichey wrote:I lost my shit.


I must admit - that would have been a sight to see. :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:02 pm

Media Park wrote:
Quichey wrote:I lost my shit.


I know some people that don't lose it often, but when they do, it is a sight... Are you one of these? :D


Yeah, I bottle all my rage up, push it down deep inside me, layer upon layer, and then let fly once or twice a year at telco sales consultants.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:25 pm

accidentally inhaling acid fumes when preparing it to put in the pool, not nice :ymsick:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:22 pm

Booking in a 2 week construction job with a customer with set dates to be told we are too busy with Xmas coming and would rather wait till next year .... :evil:

Mmmmm..... What to do now ???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:02 pm

Involved in a lads punters club and we all hitting the races boxing day for our annual piss up. But now one of the lads wants to (has been told) bring his missus to the races....snowball effect has ensued and a couple of other lads now want to bring there missus!!

**** me......well un-Australian!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:12 pm

pretty sure theres rules and regulations against that stuff man......


"boys" club im pretty sure means "boys" only


do a borat and bring a hooker......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:17 pm

Hefty wrote:Involved in a lads punters club and we all hitting the races boxing day for our annual piss up. But now one of the lads wants to (has been told) bring his missus to the races....snowball effect has ensued and a couple of other lads now want to bring there missus!!

**** me......well un-Australian!!!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:21 pm

If they come, ignore them, or 'lose' them. Then they'll think twice about pulling* the same stunt next year :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:48 pm

Hefty wrote:Involved in a lads punters club and we all hitting the races boxing day for our annual piss up. But now one of the lads wants to (has been told) bring his missus to the races....snowball effect has ensued and a couple of other lads now want to bring there missus!!

**** me......well un-Australian!!!!


I think its un-Australian to not watch the cricket on Boxing Day and go to the races.... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:14 pm

The Ash Man wrote:
Hefty wrote:Involved in a lads punters club and we all hitting the races boxing day for our annual piss up. But now one of the lads wants to (has been told) bring his missus to the races....snowball effect has ensued and a couple of other lads now want to bring there missus!!

**** me......well un-Australian!!!!


I think its un-Australian to not watch the cricket on Boxing Day and go to the races.... ;)


I'm sure there's TV's at the races.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:18 pm

the tvs are showing the races from interstate :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:09 pm

Johno6 wrote:pretty sure theres rules and regulations against that stuff man......


"boys" club im pretty sure means "boys" only


do a borat and bring a hooker......



That's what I thought as well! Our annual trip this year was to the Gold Coast.....if these tramps show up next year for our trip I'm taking my cut of the pot and pissing off!

Yep like the borat idea....might come dressed in a mankini as well....that will definitly scare them off!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:56 pm

The only two excuses not to watch the Boxing Day Test in it's entirety:
1) Hangover from Christmas Day.
2) Coming in late after the lunch interval, since you were playing backyard cricket.

No further discussion, any other excuse, and hand in your man card.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:09 pm

Sitting thru a "team building" day @ work....if they break out into Kumbaya I am out ere'!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby ORDoubleBlues » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:50 pm

As far as TG goes, New Era - there is a victim in the episode and it's TG.

She obviously knew what she was doing and consented on more than one occasion and then she dredges it up 25 years later and tries to argue that she's scared of his family - you've got to be joking! His brother is dead, his sister has terminal cancer and his mum is 90.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:09 pm

Adam Internet.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:00 pm

You get what you give....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:57 pm

Not only gives me the sh1ts, but makes me right effing angry:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6218847143

I hope they catch the little arseholes who did this, then tie them to seats in front of a bonfire upon which ALL of their worldly possessions are tossed.

Then set to work on 'em with the Steel Capped Boots of Retribution (tm).
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Barto » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:32 pm

Hefty wrote:Involved in a lads punters club and we all hitting the races boxing day for our annual piss up. But now one of the lads wants to (has been told) bring his missus to the races....snowball effect has ensued and a couple of other lads now want to bring there missus!!

**** me......well un-Australian!!!!


Let a couple of them come and dont change any of the plans, make them feel uncomfortable and unwelcome.

Women are weird like that, demand their girly nights regularly but hit the roof if the blokes want to do their own thing once.
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:10 am

Work today after a month off.

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