Things that make you laugh

[amber_fluid]

Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Big hands.

Small donuts

[Wedgie]

Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Big hands.

Small donuts

Donut balls maybe.

[Wedgie]

Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!

[Brodlach]

Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!

That would give you the shits

[Wedgie]

Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!

That would give you the shits

Probably the opposite knowing my luck!
Can they detect cancer from a fart in a jar?

[Booney]

Driving through the Port on Saturday and the Communist Party of Australia was holding a peaceful, colourful protest on the corner opposite the Admiral. Made me wonder, if we lived in a communist regime would they be able to do that?

[Lightning McQueen]

[Lightning McQueen]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

[amber_fluid]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.

[Booney]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

[Lightning McQueen]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.

What else is there to do? My life is in tatters atm so I can either crawl up in a withered heap or set myself some goals.

I don't really talk to anyone about my personal life, I don't like wasting people's time, I don't like discussing negative things and it's a very unique situation that I face daily, there's other people out there that have it far worse than I do.

I have 3 amazing kids that give me reason to get up and accept the challenges that are ahead.

[Lightning McQueen]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

At least I can't get pregnant.

[Magellan]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

Surely the first thing you'd invest in is a pair of thongs.

[amber_fluid]

I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.

Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"

Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"

He waited for me to laugh before he started.

Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.

What else is there to do? My life is in tatters atm so I can either crawl up in a withered heap or set myself some goals.

I don't really talk to anyone about my personal life, I don't like wasting people's time, I don't like discussing negative things and it's a very unique situation that I face daily, there's other people out there that have it far worse than I do.

I have 3 amazing kids that give me reason to get up and accept the challenges that are ahead.

Great attitude.
Yell out if you ever want a beer and someone to talk to you.

[tipper]

At least I can't get pregnant.

after trying so hard all these years? sorry to hear that mate.

[Lightning McQueen]

Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.

Surely the first thing you'd invest in is a pair of thongs.

Do they come in pairs?

[Lightning McQueen]

Great attitude.
Yell out if you ever want a beer and someone to talk to you.

Cheers mate, the festive season is fast approaching.

[Lightning McQueen]

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[Lightning McQueen]

I suppose it could be worse, I could be a part owner of a horse who's saddle falls off during a race.

[Spargo]

Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...