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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:37 am
by tipper
Corona Man wrote:
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:Couple of posts about my test and result, agreed with Wedgie on the people I've witnessed ignoring social distancing and updated the SA and US numbers, haven't engaged either fool for a couple of weeks.


yeah, i have a feeling im going to regret my latest post in there. should have known better than that

Don't be. You've done nothing wrong tipper.


Its feeding the trolls.

Shouldnt have even read his post, let alone responded to it

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:51 am
by am Bays
tipper wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:Couple of posts about my test and result, agreed with Wedgie on the people I've witnessed ignoring social distancing and updated the SA and US numbers, haven't engaged either fool for a couple of weeks.


yeah, i have a feeling im going to regret my latest post in there. should have known better than that

Don't be. You've done nothing wrong tipper.


Its feeding the trolls.

Shouldnt have even read his post, let alone responded to it

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Its OK I snapped last night too

it's the paternalistic, holier than thou, assumptions on what 99.9% of the population, as Booney alluded to, base their actions and perspectives with respect to this crisis that grinds my gears.

When I'm not appreciating the humour in their rants, that is ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:53 am
by Corona Man
I agree with you both, they have become tiresome. They derail the thread with all sorts of garbage, call people sheep & then contradict themselves, or change their argument to suit the latest lot of dross they have unearthed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:02 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:I agree with you both, they have become tiresome. They derail the thread with all sorts of garbage, call people sheep & then contradict themselves, or change their argument to suit the latest lot of dross they have unearthed.

Whilst I don't agree with them I don't think they derail the thread, they create traffic if anything.

I actually appreciate their views, we can't all be the same, I am yet to open any of Apache's links etc. as there is nothing I can do as an individual to fix anything, I can only follow government advice and do what I think is right.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:33 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I agree with you both, they have become tiresome. They derail the thread with all sorts of garbage, call people sheep & then contradict themselves, or change their argument to suit the latest lot of dross they have unearthed.

Whilst I don't agree with them I don't think they derail the thread, they create traffic if anything.

I actually appreciate their views, we can't all be the same, I am yet to open any of Apache's links etc. as there is nothing I can do as an individual to fix anything, I can only follow government advice and do what I think is right.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:41 pm
by The Bedge
Just walked past a dude delivering a package to work... fit looking unit, and tall.

Jokingly asked if he wanted to come play footy for me and be my ruckman..

"Yeah ok, sounds good - here's my details."

:shock: :lol:

Easiest recruit I've ever made :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:05 pm
by Pseudo
The Bedge wrote:Just walked past a dude delivering a package to work... fit looking unit, and tall.

Jokingly asked if he wanted to come play footy for me and be my ruckman..

"Yeah ok, sounds good - here's my details."

:shock: :lol:

Easiest recruit I've ever made :lol:


You sure he took the offer literally? There's just a hint of nudge nudge wink wink to that story ...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:07 pm
by The Bedge
Pseudo wrote:You sure he took the offer literally? There's just a hint of nudge nudge wink wink to that story ...

Already sent him a text with details - registered, committed, locked in for the weekend. 8) :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:21 pm
by Trader
The Bedge wrote:
Pseudo wrote:You sure he took the offer literally? There's just a hint of nudge nudge wink wink to that story ...

Already sent him a text with details - registered, committed, locked in for the weekend. 8) :lol:


Meanwhile there is a tall fit gay guy telling all his mates how he bumped into a teddy bear who invited him to a catch up in the south parklands on the weekend.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:29 pm
by MW
Trader wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Pseudo wrote:You sure he took the offer literally? There's just a hint of nudge nudge wink wink to that story ...

Already sent him a text with details - registered, committed, locked in for the weekend. 8) :lol:


Meanwhile there is a tall fit gay guy telling all his mates how he bumped into a teddy bear who invited him to a catch up in the south parklands on the weekend.


And play with some balls between some long poles

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:36 pm
by The Bedge
Trader wrote:Meanwhile there is a tall fit gay guy telling all his mates how he bumped into a teddy bear who invited him to a catch up in the south parklands on the weekend.

I'll be his teddy bear if he wins me some clearances! :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:44 pm
by Pseudo
Take a bow, journalist Kathryn Bermingham, for the best double entendre spotted in the Advertiser today:

An Adelaide man's work at a conservative Christian organisation became so stressful he turned to the "sin" of pornography and, after just four months in the job, had a stroke.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:24 pm
by Wedgie
My watch when it congratulates me on exercising again when I get up from my bar stool to have a slash.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:28 pm
by Magellan
Pseudo wrote:Take a bow, journalist Kathryn Bermingham, for the best double entendre spotted in the Advertiser today:

An Adelaide man's work at a conservative Christian organisation became so stressful he turned to the "sin" of pornography and, after just four months in the job, had a stroke.

Amazing willpower.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:34 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:
Trader wrote:Meanwhile there is a tall fit gay guy telling all his mates how he bumped into a teddy bear who invited him to a catch up in the south parklands on the weekend.

I'll be his teddy bear if he wins me some clearances! :lol:


I hope he does to you what my dog does to his teddy bear. ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 9:28 am
by Lightning McQueen
Karl Stefanovic this morning, there was a study condemning parents allowing their teenage kids to have small samples of alcohol to get them used of it, he said it was a load of crap basically, he then went on to say there should be less studies carried out during COVID on this type of thing.

After a bit of byplay and his co-host saying to him "You shouldn't be saying that"

He replied with "It's not even 6 o'clock yet, no one would be watching"

At a guess, he gives it a fair nudge.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:37 pm
by Dutchy
Mate of mines is a massive Roosters fan, his son plays his first u18 game for West against North at Prospect on Saturday, still says he is wearing his North gear :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:54 pm
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Mate of mines is a massive Roosters fan, his son plays his first u18 game for West against North at Prospect on Saturday, still says he is wearing his North gear :D


Rough way to find out you're adopted.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 2:34 pm
by JK
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:45 am
by cracka
When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that. :D