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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:52 am

OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.


"Lentils Eater" not a common name! ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:01 pm

Johno6 wrote:Really surprised they dont have a bottle with "Arsehole" on it............. ;) :lol:

I wasn't looking for one for you Johno. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:02 pm

Mythical Creature wrote:
OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.

"Lentils Eater" not a common name! ;)

I don't eat a lot of meat.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:04 pm

OnSong wrote:
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OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.

"Lentils Eater" not a common name! ;)

I don't eat a lot of meat.


What do you eat then? You just eat Lentils all day or something?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:09 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:16 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:18 pm

OnSong wrote:
Johno6 wrote:Really surprised they dont have a bottle with "Arsehole" on it............. ;) :lol:

I wasn't looking for one for you Johno. :lol:



maybe my GF bought the stock as a present for me...


i thought the name thing was a gimmeck for the ads, didnt realise it was genuine like riding my pony.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:19 pm

OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.


They picked the most 150 names apparently, Lightning wasn't one of them, not sure if on is either.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:31 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.


They picked the most 150 names apparently, Lightning wasn't one of them, not sure if on is either.

Victoria? Madeliene? Really? Wow
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:37 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.


They picked the most 150 names apparently, Lightning wasn't one of them, not sure if on is either.


They should have done surnames! ;)
Probably still have done surnames for the dodgy part of population that tries to make a surname out of 2 first names.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:54 pm

Mythical Creature wrote:
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OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.


They picked the most 150 names apparently, Lightning wasn't one of them, not sure if on is either.


They should have done surnames! ;)
Probably still have done surnames for the dodgy part of population that tries to make a surname out of 2 first names.


We'd have no hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:37 pm

Funnily enough, I was having a coke with James earlier... :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:54 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
OnSong wrote:I can't find a coke bottle with my name on it.


They picked the most 150 names apparently, Lightning wasn't one of them, not sure if on is either.


I bought one the other day - then noticed it said 'Mum' - so pretty cool - just the 'A' missing ... 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:36 pm

Having to work this afternoon, trying to call in sick but having no one available to cover my shift :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:15 pm

People that piss on your head and tell you it's raining :?

and actually taking 3 years to figure out that it was only piss...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:00 am

Footy Chick wrote:People that piss on your head and tell you it's raining :?

and actually taking 3 years to figure out that it was only piss...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:02 am

My place of work was broken into at 5am this morning.

The bloke targeted cash but goes through every envelope in your office, in every draw, so basically you come in on a Monday morning and there is sh!t everywhere.

Stole a $3000 camera with our weekend sport photos on it.

He took about $400 from a fundraiser for our local skate park too.

Got the whole thing on camera, so if you see a white male, about mid 30's wearing Holden pants, that's probably him. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:39 am

OnSong wrote:My place of work was broken into at 5am this morning.

The bloke targeted cash but goes through every envelope in your office, in every draw, so basically you come in on a Monday morning and there is sh!t everywhere.

Stole a $3000 camera with our weekend sport photos on it.

He took about $400 from a fundraiser for our local skate park too.

Got the whole thing on camera, so if you see a white male, about mid 30's wearing Holden pants, that's probably him. :lol:

What the hell's Garth Tander doing in Balaklava??? :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:45 am

Bum Crack wrote:
OnSong wrote:My place of work was broken into at 5am this morning.

The bloke targeted cash but goes through every envelope in your office, in every draw, so basically you come in on a Monday morning and there is sh!t everywhere.

Stole a $3000 camera with our weekend sport photos on it.

He took about $400 from a fundraiser for our local skate park too.

Got the whole thing on camera, so if you see a white male, about mid 30's wearing Holden pants, that's probably him. :lol:

What the hell's Garth Tander doing in Balaklava??? :shock:

Stealing sh!t.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:06 am

OnSong wrote:My place of work was broken into at 5am this morning.

The bloke targeted cash but goes through every envelope in your office, in every draw, so basically you come in on a Monday morning and there is sh!t everywhere.

Stole a $3000 camera with our weekend sport photos on it.

He took about $400 from a fundraiser for our local skate park too.

Got the whole thing on camera, so if you see a white male, about mid 30's wearing Holden pants, that's probably him. :lol:


Far out mate that sucks. Your office is probably the only one in the town that hasn't been done over yet, so if its any consolation you were due. Pain in the arse, ours got done over about 4 weeks ago, same thing, went through every envelope in the joint with mess everywhere.

Guess I know what the front page story will be now!
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