Things that give you the sh1ts

[CENTURION]

No good teams playing in the AFL this weekend

No good teams playing in the SANFL this weekend!

[CENTURION]

the sling tackle.

CENTURION's Avatar OUCH!

regards

REB

I'd like to apologise................................................................................................................................................................................................but I won't.

[Media Park]

Not hearing back about job applications.

[woodublieve12]

Not hearing back about job applications.

i hear your pain... so frustrating...

[RustyCage]

Falling asleep on a crowded bus.

Has to be more to report on this 1870

I got woken up by some old guy who didnt want me to miss my stop. Probably a good thing as the bus didn't actually go where I thought it did!

[Brucetiki]

Flufferz 'free wifi' non-existant.

Ah well, I guess I'll sit back and watch Flight of the Navigator on the laptop instead...

[Rik E Boy]

the sling tackle.

CENTURION's Avatar OUCH!

regards

REB

I'd like to apologise................................................................................................................................................................................................but I won't.

Ha ha. Was that game when Havelberg racked up 14?

regards,

REB

[CENTURION]

the sling tackle.

CENTURION's Avatar OUCH!

regards

REB

I'd like to apologise................................................................................................................................................................................................but I won't.

Ha ha. Was that game when Havelberg racked up 14?

regards,

REB

yep.

[brod]

Mrs Brod organising a sleepover tonight, on the same night she has gone out

[RJM]

Ringing (for the sake of not getting banned or sued) "a well known worldwide chain of pizza restaurants" for a home delivery due to not having a driver's licence for another week (My fault. Enough said) and being asked for my suburb, phone number and name only to be told that "I wasn't in the system" and "could I call you back in a few minutes?"

That was over an hour ago. I'd hate to be hanging by the balls for their definition of "a few minutes".

NEVER AGAIN. They can "go forth and multiply" for all I care.

Vegemite sandwiches for dinner. Hooray!! Can't get more Aussie than that.

[Brucetiki]

Ringing (for the sake of not getting banned or sued) "a well known worldwide chain of pizza restaurants" for a home delivery due to not having a driver's licence for another week (My fault. Enough said) and being asked for my suburb, phone number and name only to be told that "I wasn't in the system" and "could I call you back in a few minutes?"

That was over an hour ago. I'd hate to be hanging by the balls for their definition of "a few minutes".

NEVER AGAIN. They can "go forth and multiply" for all I care.

Vegemite sandwiches for dinner. Hooray!! Can't get more Aussie than that.

Same thing happened when we ordered from Pizza Hit from my mates place. My mates live in a housing estate that's about 5 years old, yet they haven't updated their mapping system so they had to call them back. They will also only call back to a landline phone.

In a way, I can understand why they do it (too many people placing false orders to non existent addresses). However a) what happens if you don't have a landline (like an increasing number of people do these days) and b) if they're going to instigate this policy, have an up to date mapping/directory system. It seems to be quite a draconian measure IMO.

[Lightning McQueen]

ATO, did my tax a couple of weeks back and no return yet, a few friends have done their's since and been paid out, if the ATO doesn't pull their finger out I'm going to take my business elsewhere for the future

[bulldogproud2]

ATO, did my tax a couple of weeks back and no return yet, a few friends have done their's since and been paid out, if the ATO doesn't pull their finger out I'm going to take my business elsewhere for the future

The ATO quote a turnaround time of four weeks from when you submit your return, so a couple of weeks is not long.
It tends to be quicker if you do your tax online though.
Cheers

[Lightning McQueen]

ATO, did my tax a couple of weeks back and no return yet, a few friends have done their's since and been paid out, if the ATO doesn't pull their finger out I'm going to take my business elsewhere for the future

The ATO quote a turnaround time of four weeks from when you submit your return, so a couple of weeks is not long.
It tends to be quicker if you do your tax online though.
Cheers

Did mate, other friends were done off the same computer a couple of days after mine and have been returned............I lack patience , funny thing is that I'm counting on it or anything, just means our FTB etc. will be finalized and calculated.

[Brucetiki]

The Amazing Race online race.

Go to claim some prizes, and they're all gone.

Scam!

[Squids]

Some idiot on eBay is threatening to neg feedback me because I sent some fishing lures to his eBay address. Apparently I was meant to know that his eBay address is not his real address. The clown didn't even tell me. Some idiots out there.

[hottie]

Dropped my van at a crash repair business this morning after been quoted 2 weeks ago,my insurance gave the all clear.Got a phone call an hour later from the repair shop saying they need to do more work on my van and i would have to pay extra.Told the Dick no,only repair the parts that you have quoted the insurance company as i am not paying any more than the excess.His reply was we will do our best.Got a feeling when i pick up the van there will be more drama.

[Squids]

My paypal account has been shut down because of too many cash transfers or some shit...... RAGEEEEEEE

[RustyCage]

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/9956894/Family-promises-to-kill-teen-lovers

Young love has landed two teenagers in trouble, with the girl's uncle visiting her in jail to promise that her family will kill her.

Set in Afghanistan, it is a love story that could result in a tragic ending for teenagers Halima Mohammedi and her boyfriend Rafi Mohammed.

"The two teenagers met inside an ice-cream factory through darting glances before roll call, murmured hellos as supervisors looked away and, finally, a phone number folded up and tossed discreetly onto the workroom floor," The New York Times reported.

"(Last) month, a group of men spotted the couple riding together in a car, yanked them into the road and began to interrogate the boy and girl.

"An angry crowd of 300 surged around them, calling them adulterers and demanding that they be stoned to death or hanged.

"When security forces swooped in and rescued the couple, the mob's anger exploded. They overwhelmed the local police, set fire to cars and stormed a police station six miles from the centre of Herat, raising questions about the strength of law in a corner of western Afghanistan and in one of the first cities that has made the formal transition to Afghan-led security."

The Times said the riot last hours and resulted in the death of one man, a burnt police station, and juvenile detention for the two young lovers.

"Officially, their fates lie in the hands of an unsteady legal system. But they face harsher judgments of family and community," The Times said.

"Ms Mohammedi's uncle visited her in jail to say she had shamed the family, and promised that they would kill her once she was released.

"Her father, an illiterate labourer who works in Iran, sorrowfully concurred. He cried during two visits to the jail, saying almost nothing to his daughter.

"Blood, he said, was perhaps the only way out."

Her father, Kher, urged the government to kill both of the 17-year-olds.

"The teenagers, embarrassed to talk about love, said plainly that they were ready for death. But they were baffled by why they should have to be killed," The Times said.

A stoning ordered by the Taliban last year resulted in the death of two lovers who had eloped.

"The stoning marked a brutal application of Shariah law, captured on a video recording released online months later," The Times reported.

A provincial council has decided that Halima and Rafi deserve the government's protection "because neither was engaged, and because each said they wanted to get married".

Just complete and utter stupidity.

[Brucetiki]

Rearranging your night to do a favour for a mate only for them to screw you over at the last minute