Things that give you the sh1ts

[Rik E Boy]

Feeling crook at work and not being able to skive of. It really does blow! It's going to be fun trying to run a training session when I sound like Rod Stewart. I might break into 'Do ya think I'm sexy'. With a bit of luck everyone will piss off so I can do the same.

The next two days are going to be tough.

regards,

REB

[Footy Chick]

waiting 20 minutes for a baked potato last night, even though there were only 2 people in front of me at the shop.

I could have bought one, gone home, cooked it and ate it in that time

To boot, when I got home (3 minute drive at the most) it was almost cold

[CENTURION]

going all the way to Aldgate Pump pub on Sunday to get rid of massive hangover, then chucking up on N/E/Road on the way back.

[Lightning McQueen]

My boss telling me they had to downgrade my performance appraisal because upper management thought it was too high and they want to cap pay increases. My boss then refused to grade me, only gave comments.
Last year I got a 3/5 for attendance despite not having a day off all year.

[norm11]

My boss telling me they had to downgrade my performance appraisal because upper management thought it was too high and they want to cap pay increases. My boss then refused to grade me, only gave comments.
Last year I got a 3/5 for attendance despite not having a day off all year.

Oh well at least u now know not to rock up to work for at least 2 weeks this year.

[Lightning McQueen]

My boss telling me they had to downgrade my performance appraisal because upper management thought it was too high and they want to cap pay increases. My boss then refused to grade me, only gave comments.
Last year I got a 3/5 for attendance despite not having a day off all year.

Oh well at least u now know not to rock up to work for at least 2 weeks this year.

In my 5th year here and have 48 sickies up my sleeve, time to start cashing in, I suppose they are there for a reason.
The whole set-up is crap, I'm ranked #1 nationwide against 15 other plants and continually cop it for any minor discrepancies, never to my face though.

[Dogwatcher]

That the missus doesn't realise how tough it is breaking a habit of a lifetime and not going to the footy every Saturday, like I have for the past 27 years.

[Booney]

That the missus doesn't realise how tough it is breaking a habit of a lifetime and not going to the footy every Saturday, like I have for the past 27 years.

Oh, "Family time"....

[heater31]

That the missus doesn't realise how tough it is breaking a habit of a lifetime and not going to the footy every Saturday, like I have for the past 27 years.

Oh, "Family time"....

That is what Sunday is for......

[best on hill]

"GASTRO" the whole family has had it, now ive got it. it took a while for me to get it after all i have got a cast iron gullet!

[Brodlach]

"GASTRO" the whole family has had it, now ive got it. it took a while for me to get it after all i have got a cast iron gullet!

Sure you didnt eat what was in that freezer BOH??

[best on hill]

"GASTRO" the whole family has had it, now ive got it. it took a while for me to get it after all i have got a cast iron gullet!

Sure you didnt eat what was in that freezer BOH??

[scoob]

When the wife wants a bit of action and you have already done the deed in the shower that day.

WAW!!!

[Bum Crack]

my missus catching a girl shoplifting today with $400.00 worth of adidas tracksuits in her bag. She rings the cops and presses charges and then the girl's old man rings her from town and abuses her for pressing charges saying her career will be ruined etc. she should have thought about that before she flogged the gear.

[JK]

My boss telling me they had to downgrade my performance appraisal because upper management thought it was too high and they want to cap pay increases. My boss then refused to grade me, only gave comments.
Last year I got a 3/5 for attendance despite not having a day off all year.

Oh well at least u now know not to rock up to work for at least 2 weeks this year.

In my 5th year here and have 48 sickies up my sleeve, time to start cashing in, I suppose they are there for a reason.
The whole set-up is crap, I'm ranked #1 nationwide against 15 other plants and continually cop it for any minor discrepancies, never to my face though.

Don't sickies reset every 12 months?

[Jase]

My boss telling me they had to downgrade my performance appraisal because upper management thought it was too high and they want to cap pay increases. My boss then refused to grade me, only gave comments.
Last year I got a 3/5 for attendance despite not having a day off all year.

Oh well at least u now know not to rock up to work for at least 2 weeks this year.

In my 5th year here and have 48 sickies up my sleeve, time to start cashing in, I suppose they are there for a reason.
The whole set-up is crap, I'm ranked #1 nationwide against 15 other plants and continually cop it for any minor discrepancies, never to my face though.

Don't sickies reset every 12 months?

Not where I work, have accrued 315 sick hours... shame they don't get paid out when you leave...

[JK]

That the missus doesn't realise how tough it is breaking a habit of a lifetime and not going to the footy every Saturday, like I have for the past 27 years.

Amen brother!!

Despite my tough talking over summer and doing all requested around the house plus more, whilst throwing out threats of "That's OK, Footy season will be here soon and I don't wanna hear any ******* whinging when I go every week" along the way ... Have sadly caved and missed a shedload of footy this season

[JK]

Don't sickies reset every 12 months?

Not where I work, have accrued 315 sick hours... shame they don't get paid out when you leave...

Yeah right .. I did not know that - There is my lesson for the day!!

[Jase]

Don't sickies reset every 12 months?

Not where I work, have accrued 315 sick hours... shame they don't get paid out when you leave...

Yeah right .. I did not know that - There is my lesson for the day!!

It is dependant on where you work though, some places, reset your sick leave after 12 months, some let them accrue...

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't sickies reset every 12 months?

Not where I work, have accrued 315 sick hours... shame they don't get paid out when you leave...

Ditto, they'll come in handy when giving 4 weeks notice though