Things that make you laugh

[mighty_tiger_79]

Chicks wearing fake tan who think it doesn't look fake.

We have a ‘dude’ in our office who gets fake tans.
His fake tan matches his fake personality though.
I occasionally let him know my thoughts on fake tans.

Wtf......

[Booney]

Some of the machine operators in the Bunnings car park this morning.

[am Bays]

Watching your 16 year old crotch-fruit with his first “friend” with different anatomical features on a date, following her in and out of clothes shops at the local shopping centre. Get used to it son you’re in for a lifetime of pain doing that sh!t no matter who you end up with....

[Lightning McQueen]

A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.

[mighty_tiger_79]

A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.

Priorities

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[Lightning McQueen]

A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.

Priorities

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Surely you'd chuck in a few bloke searches to make it look less obvious that you're a snake.

[mighty_tiger_79]

A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.

Priorities

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Surely you'd chuck in a few bloke searches to make it look less obvious that you're a snake.

Agreed. Looks like you will have fun winding him up!

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[Lightning McQueen]

Agreed. Looks like you will have fun winding him up!

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Shit yeah, he'd be in his 40's, the chicks he's looked up are mid 20's, I can hear the words "Hugh" being used on a regular basis.

I've had 4 of them tell me.

[Dutchy]

Prince Andrew

[am Bays]

Prince Andrew

He should of stuck with banging Koo Stark

[Booney]

Prince Andrew

His Royal Dryness.

[Grenville]

Prince Andrew

He should of stuck with banging Koo Stark

Showing your age there am, I remember her too. Wasn't real popular with Lizzie, Phil would've liked her.

[Magellan]

Prince Andrew

He should of stuck with banging Koo Stark

Showing your age there am, I remember her too. Wasn't real popular with Lizzie, Phil would've liked her.

He he, Koo Stark. They didn't call him 'Randy Andy' for nothing.

Private Eye have summed it up well:

[Magellan]

This.

[shoe boy]

Prince Andrew

In bred parasite .

[Booney]

Micky Flanagan.

[westcoastpanther]

Micky Flanagan.

Sure does, getting the shits just doesn't get old for me.

And with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse

[Booney]

Micky Flanagan.

Sure does, getting the shits just doesn't get old for me.

And with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse

Old Facebook, learning what you like watching, I've spend the last few nights laughing my head off as I flick through 2-3 minute stand up off cuts. He's a ripper, I'll be sure to find him if he comes out here at any stage.

[westcoastpanther]

Micky Flanagan.

Sure does, getting the shits just doesn't get old for me.

And with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse

Old Facebook, learning what you like watching, I've spend the last few nights laughing my head off as I flick through 2-3 minute stand up off cuts. He's a ripper, I'll be sure to find him if he comes out here at any stage.

You'll never drive a van, our school makes people who take things to the van

[Booney]

You'll never drive a van, our school makes people who take things to the van

There's a knock at the door, put on my emergency robe and head down...I think right, this **** has got to go