Things that make you laugh

[Pseudo]

Dominos making pizzas with "mock meat" - a vegetarian soy based plant substitute for meat on their pizza.. Great idea.

Vegan taste testers claim "Love it! Tastes just like beef!"

Now i dont know what i find funnier - that a vegan is loving it coz it tastes like beef, or that they know what beef tastes like.

Just being vegan is hilarous.

[Magellan]

Inspired by Failed Creation's avatar:



"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell baby!"

[am Bays]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-23/cctv-shows-van-with-meth-smash-into-police-cars-eastwood/11337664

A man has been charged after allegedly crashing a van carrying more than $200 million of the drug ice into a parked police car in Sydney.

It is alleged 26-year-old Simon Tu hit the patrol car yesterday about 10:30am, as it was parked outside Eastwood Police Station in the city's north-west.

How unlucky can you be, smashing you drug haul laden van into a cop car, outside a police station

[mighty_tiger_79]

A lass rings up. SA markets is the best i could work it out.
They trade in currency. Use the same system as banks. Apparently banks pay out 1% per annum.
But this system with a free trial returns 3%-8%.
I said its too good to be true.

Just as I was hanging up i heard her say it isnt too good to be true cos its real!

[Failed Creation]

Inspired by Failed Creation's avatar:



"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell baby!"

It's good to know that I can inspire others.

In the words of Killing Joke's Jaz Coleman:

"You are an inspiration to me
You are my inspiration of how not to be
You are my inspiration to achieve a better way of life"

[Lightning McQueen]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

I'd love to.

[Magellan]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.

[nuggety goodness]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.

Tooksom Lam?



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[Lightning McQueen]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.

Tooksom Lam?



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Kiwi cousin: Shagda

[nuggety goodness]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.

Tooksom Lam?



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Kiwi cousin: Shagda

I think he has a Japanese Sumo relative too, his name is Bodis

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[Lightning McQueen]

Mum: Muttondressdaz

[Booney]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.

Tooksom Lam?

Kiwi cousin: Shagda

Farqda, from Afghanistan.

[Booney]

Don't forget Shearer, from Longreach in Queensland.

[Booney]

And Rhosta, from New Orleans.

[Magellan]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the cops.

Tooksom Lam?



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Onda.

[Magellan]

And Rhosta, from New Orleans.

Her friend Rosemary is on good terms with the Lam family.

[Magellan]

Also, Winsom's Polynesian cousin Kava is a butcher who also moonlights making traditional alcoholic beverages.

[nuggety goodness]

Uncle Mike is a selfish fisherman...

And his great grandfather Diff made it big in the medicinal field.

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[JK]

Dude's name on ninja last night: Winsom Lam.

Apparently he's got a brother who's hiding from the chops.

EFA

[Mr Beefy]

He was very popular with the ladies, plenty wanted to bedlam