Things that make you laugh

[Dutchy]

Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

Prize or Salary?

And what was it this time?

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$100 voucher @ 5:55

Thought he was at Pirate Life????

$100 on the bar at our next catch up?

[PatowalongaPirate]

Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.

[Booney]

Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.

I only caught the last bit, but I thought he said they need to be better, not will be better.

[PatowalongaPirate]

Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA

So insightful too...”after being sh!t in the wet last week I think ports will be better in the wet this week”.

I only caught the last bit, but I thought he said they need to be better, not will be better.

The pearls keep coming

[Wedgie]

My missus asked what I was doing when I was sleep walking into the walk in robe last night.
My reply "Looking for the bar"

I think I spend too much time in pubs!

[Magellan]

Trump's speech at today's July 4 parade in Washington. He goes off script from his speech, and claims that the Revolutionary Army in the 1770s did many great things to create America's Independence - including manning the air and taking over airports.

[Wedgie]

Trump's speech at today's July 4 parade in Washington. He goes off script from his speech, and claims that the Revolutionary Army in the 1770s did many great things to create America's Independence - including manning the air and taking over airports.

I can see why it was a revolutionary army then!

[Dutchy]

KG doing his footy tips tonight on 5AA, Collingwood will miss Beams now that he is out.....he hasn't played in 5 weeks FFS

[DOC]

Text from an old acquaintance:

DOC, Are you going to the footy today?

YES

Do you still sit where we used to watch the South matches?

Should I reply yes and let him work it out?

[Pseudo]

How old is the acquaintance? He might get lost looking for the old stand at Adelaide oval...

[Spargo]

How old is the acquaintance? He might get lost looking for the old stand at Adelaide oval...

It’ll hit him when he realises you can’t park near the Victor Richardson gates any more...

[carey]

My Mrs showing me the face book post of Crows supporters after the show down. Lol

Some people literally have no idea.

[am Bays]

Kane Cornes' facebook photo....

[LMA]

KG doing his footy tips tonight on 5AA, Collingwood will miss Beams now that he is out.....he hasn't played in 5 weeks FFS

To be fair it took him 5 weeks to spit out Bbbbbbeams

[Magellan]

Here's a Friday funny to warm y'all up on this cold and wintry morning - John Cleese and Peter Cook's opening sketch from the first Secret Policeman's Ball film. A classic from two of comedy's absolute geniuses.

[woodublieve12]

the effort my mother in law will go to too try and ruin my day... It's bloody hilarious...

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting told off by the FIL on the weekend for swearing, he has recently picked up a girlfriend and has turned into a Saint, and she wasn't even there.

[Lightning McQueen]

the effort my mother in law will go to too try and ruin my day... It's bloody hilarious...

Isn't it "EX mother in law?"

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dave from Alberton.

[Spangas]

Getting told off by the FIL on the weekend for swearing, he has recently picked up a girlfriend and has turned into a Saint, and she wasn't even there.

Bullsh*t!