Re: Things that make you laugh
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Spargo wrote:Bum Crack wrote:I'd be happy with 10 grand
It’d be a good weekend...
He could use it to come down and watch Port play Geelong.
Spargo wrote:Bum Crack wrote:I'd be happy with 10 grand
It’d be a good weekend...
Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Bum Crack wrote:I'd be happy with 10 grand
It’d be a good weekend...
He could use it to come down and watch Port play Geelong.
Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.
There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?
Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.
Bum Crack wrote:Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Bum Crack wrote:I'd be happy with 10 grand
It’d be a good weekend...
He could use it to come down and watch Port play Geelong.
You're still quite chuffed aren't you
carey wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.
There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?
Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.
I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.
That'd keep me busy
carey wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.
There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?
Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.
I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.
That'd keep me busy
Booney wrote:carey wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.
There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?
Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.
I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.
That'd keep me busy
You'd just eat and drink your profits away.
Trader wrote:I'm with LM on this one, no way I'm quitting work if I won $1m.
Perhaps you guys already have heaps squirrelled away!
What do you think you'll need to spend to be able to live what you consider to be a comfortable lifestyle?
$120,000 a year? Holidays are expensive and without a 9 to 5, you've got a lot of free time to fill in.
I plan on living another 55ish years.
In 55 years time, that $120k now needs to be $470k to maintain the same purchasing power (assuming 2.5% inflation rate).
So how much money do you need to invest now, at an earnings rate of say 5% to maintain the ability to spend the equivalent of $120k in todays dollars for each of the next 55 years? $3,500,000
(NB: this excludes tax considerations, so essentially we are talking $120k per tax yearly income)
Now if you want to buy a new house or other big ticket items in the first year or two, add that on top of the $3.5m you need.
Add in the fact I'll get sucked in by a gold digger or two who cuts the pile in half each time, I recon I need upwards of $15m before I can walk from work.
Even if I won that, I wouldn't quit the next morning. I'd still go into work every second day and run down the 60-ish sick days I've got saved up! haha
Booney wrote:carey wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.
There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?
Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.
I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.
That'd keep me busy
You'd just eat and drink your profits away.
Brodlach wrote:$120,000 a year with no mortgage, you wouldn’t need that much
Trader wrote:Brodlach wrote:$120,000 a year with no mortgage, you wouldn’t need that much
I will if Carey gets his two businesses off the ground!
carey wrote:Trader wrote:Brodlach wrote:$120,000 a year with no mortgage, you wouldn’t need that much
I will if Carey gets his two businesses off the ground!
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Brodlach wrote:You’ll make a fortune just from this place but you’ll have a sore jaw
carey wrote:
I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.
That'd keep me busy
carey wrote:Probably only eat out of one establishment