Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

This a triple threader, laugh, shits and don't understand.

How is it that it saves me time in the morning by getting off the northern "expressway", getting on to Heaslip Road then Waterloo Corner Road then on to Port Wakefield Road, it kind of defeats the purpose of an expressway.

[Lightning McQueen]

Flicking through the channels last night and stumbled across "Adam looking for Eve", wow, a reality show where the cast are all totally naked, we thought we'd tune in for 10 minutes, it was quite funny.

[Booney]

My 17 and 15 year olds getting us to hide Easter eggs for a hunt this morning

My 22 year old wanted slippers, jocks and socks, the 18 year old wanted slippers, a new toothbrush and hairbrush.

[Brodlach]

My 17 and 15 year olds getting us to hide Easter eggs for a hunt this morning

My 22 year old wanted slippers, jocks and socks, the 18 year old wanted slippers, a new toothbrush and hairbrush.

Hasn’t times changed

[Lightning McQueen]

Hasn’t times changed

My 23 year old daughter and I were just discussing this the other night, we left our Easter plans a bit late this year as it seems to have lost it's prestige, we're not sure if it's because everyone is getting older or if it's society.

[woodublieve12]

The footage of the easter bunny coming to the aid of a lady in florida and beating up a man

[Booney]

Hasn’t times changed

My 23 year old daughter and I were just discussing this the other night, we left our Easter plans a bit late this year as it seems to have lost it's prestige, we're not sure if it's because everyone is getting older or if it's society.

Society, football on good Friday, racing in Perth and Tasmania, Easter is a 4-day weekend now, those who celebrate the religious aspect will always do so but I think the descendants from Anglo heritage ( methodists, chuch of england etc ) are either dying off or moving away from the traditional Easter meaning.

[Lightning McQueen]

Society, football on good Friday, racing in Perth and Tasmania, Easter is a 4-day weekend now, those who celebrate the religious aspect will always do so but I think the descendants from Anglo heritage ( methodists, chuch of england etc ) are either dying off or moving away from the traditional Easter meaning.

Yeah, it felt weird having footy on and being able to go to the pub if I desired, I'm not big on religion but Mrs Mc ensured we ate prawns for lunch and salmon for dinner.

[Brodlach]

Society, football on good Friday, racing in Perth and Tasmania, Easter is a 4-day weekend now, those who celebrate the religious aspect will always do so but I think the descendants from Anglo heritage ( methodists, chuch of england etc ) are either dying off or moving away from the traditional Easter meaning.

Yeah, it felt weird having footy on and being able to go to the pub if I desired, I'm not big on religion but Mrs Mc ensured we ate prawns for lunch and salmon for dinner.

I went to a pub for lunch on Good Friday

Didn’t even know pubs were allowed to open

[Lightning McQueen]

Society, football on good Friday, racing in Perth and Tasmania, Easter is a 4-day weekend now, those who celebrate the religious aspect will always do so but I think the descendants from Anglo heritage ( methodists, chuch of england etc ) are either dying off or moving away from the traditional Easter meaning.

Yeah, it felt weird having footy on and being able to go to the pub if I desired, I'm not big on religion but Mrs Mc ensured we ate prawns for lunch and salmon for dinner.

I went to a pub for lunch on Good Friday

Didn’t even know pubs were allowed to open

Same until a FB friend posted about going to work and trying to get some patrons to make her day less boring.

[Lightning McQueen]

Got a scoopon deal for the Blue Cactus Mexican restaurant a while back, expires May 20.

Ring up last night to book for tonight, it is now an Asian restaurant, the Cactus has closed up.

[Corona Man]

Got a scoopon deal for the Blue Cactus Mexican restaurant a while back, expires May 20.

Ring up last night to book for tonight, it is now an Asian restaurant, the Cactus has closed up.

Sounds like the Cactus, is cactus!

[Lightning McQueen]

Sounds like the Cactus, is cactus!

Pricks

[BoundaryRider84]

Sounds like the Cactus, is cactus!

Pricks

Deserted

[Pseudo]

Sounds like the Cactus, is cactus!

Pricks

Deserted

Was the food succulent?

[Lightning McQueen]

Deserted

Absolutely, the deal was valid until almost Dune.

[JK]

Conversation between staff member and customer at the local Foodland ..

Customer: "Carey said such and such but what would he know?"

Foodland dude: "It's not even the same game as when those dinosaurs played, look how much they run these days - Blokes like Carey and Riewoldt wouldnt even get a kick!"

[mighty_tiger_79]

Conversation between staff member and customer at the local Foodland ..

Customer: "Carey said such and such but what would he know?"

Foodland dude: "It's not even the same game as when those dinosaurs played, look how much they run these days - Blokes like Carey and Riewoldt wouldnt even get a kick!"

[emoji38] [emoji38]

What did you respond with?

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[JK]

Conversation between staff member and customer at the local Foodland ..

Customer: "Carey said such and such but what would he know?"

Foodland dude: "It's not even the same game as when those dinosaurs played, look how much they run these days - Blokes like Carey and Riewoldt wouldnt even get a kick!"

[emoji38] [emoji38]

What did you respond with?

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Raised my 12 pack of Sorbent twin-ply like I'd scored a century

[Corona Man]

Conversation between staff member and customer at the local Foodland ..

Customer: "Carey said such and such but what would he know?"

Foodland dude: "It's not even the same game as when those dinosaurs played, look how much they run these days - Blokes like Carey and Riewoldt wouldnt even get a kick!"

[emoji38] [emoji38]

What did you respond with?

Sent from my SM-A520F using Tapatalk

Raised my 12 pack of Sorbent twin-ply like I'd scored a century

Gee, that's enough to give anyone the shits...