Things that give you the sh1ts

[Dirko]

Fire bugs who start bushfires. A lady today arrested for lighting 47 fires in Adelaide Hills.

The pissy courts/governments and the piss weak sentence to be handed down due to the fact she probably will claim some sort of mental incompetence made her do it....(If guilty of course )...

Throw her in a room, cover her in petrol and then let the residents of the Hills f.lic.k matches at her (if she's guilty)

[Dutchy]

Certain moderators on here who act as Gods thinking that their views are the only important ones on the site.

Why do you keep posting then?

[bulldogproud]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

[johntheclaret]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

Don't be like that BDP. Me and JAS will miss you too much.

[JAS]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

Don't be like that BDP. Me and JAS will miss you too much.

Puppykins don't you dare stop posting or I'll be forced to hunt you down

Btw JTC the tale of your Burnley blimp was read out on 5aa today Still no sign of it here though.

Regards
JAS

[Dutchy]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

[johntheclaret]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

Don't be like that BDP. Me and JAS will miss you too much.

Puppykins don't you dare stop posting or I'll be forced to hunt you down

Btw JTC the tale of your Burnley blimp was read out on 5aa today Still no sign of it here though.

Regards
JAS

Balloon has busrt on the field too JAS. Played the bottom 2 sides at home. Lost to both

Knowing our luck it has made it's way over Russian skies, where they will think it is a pre-emptive nuclear strike from the USA. The Russians will respond immediately and bomb Washington, starting World War III and Armageddon. Only Burnley will survive as it is sush a sh1t town neither the Russians or the Americans are interested in Nuking and the nuclear fall out has no effect on the mutants that live there. The nuclear shock wave created by the American's retaliative strike on Russia creates an Easterly wind that carries the blimp back to Burnley where it is captured and restored to it's rightful place at Turf Moor. Ergo, everything ends well.

[JAS]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

Don't be like that BDP. Me and JAS will miss you too much.

Puppykins don't you dare stop posting or I'll be forced to hunt you down

Btw JTC the tale of your Burnley blimp was read out on 5aa today Still no sign of it here though.

Regards
JAS

Balloon has busrt on the field too JAS. Played the bottom 2 sides at home. Lost to both

Knowing our luck it has made it's way over Russian skies, where they will think it is a pre-emptive nuclear strike from the USA. The Russians will respond immediately and bomb Washington, starting World War III and Armageddon. Only Burnley will survive as it is sush a sh1t town neither the Russians or the Americans are interested in Nuking and the nuclear fall out has no effect on the mutants that live there. The nuclear shock wave created by the American's retaliative strike on Russia creates an Easterly wind that carries the blimp back to Burnley where it is captured and restored to it's rightful place at Turf Moor. Ergo, everything ends well.

Take it you've not had the best of weekends then

Don't worry not too long before the best sporting season begins

Regards
JAS

[redden whites]

The band the Rogue Traders.........take way the hype,close ya eyes and tell me they don't sound like a yr12 school band on school presentation night

[Blue Boy]

The band the Rogue Traders.........take way the hype,close ya eyes and tell me they don't sound like a yr12 school band on school presentation night

Dont mind lookin @ Izzy though !!!

[Mr66]

Christmas Shopping.
Sometimes I wanna do an 'Al Bundy' and slug a fat Santa in the guts.

[therisingblues]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

You can't do that BDP!
First you need to begin a thread titled "My last post", in which you outline your reasons for making this your last post. It should also contain some veiled yet vindictive remarks about the person or system that has caused you to make your last post.
You can then have discussions with the people who reply to the thread, because provided that you only post on a thread titled "My Last Post" you have not yet violated your vow not to post again.
Your final post will not be accepted by me until you have fulfilled the above obligations.
In my mind you are technically just sleeping, even if we have to nail you to the perch.

[therisingblues]

Oh by the way, this being the "Things that give you the shits" thread.
Coopers has been removed from the shelves of Costco Fukuoka. This being the only place I know of in Kyushu that sells it (used to).
On demanding an explanation from a company representative, his explanantion ran along the lines that it was expensive compared to XXXX and Fosters. On being told that it was because XXXX tastes like uma no oshiko (horse's piss) the representative replied that it sells, and that is all that matters.
At least two people that I have converted to Coopers over here have made similar complaints about the product's withdrawal, and I am currently recruiting other converts to add their voices to the throng.
Bring back Coopers!

[JAS]

Oh by the way, this being the "Things that give you the shits" thread.
Coopers has been removed from the shelves of Costco Fukuoka. This being the only place I know of in Kyushu that sells it (used to).
On demanding an explanation from a company representative, his explanantion ran along the lines that it was expensive compared to XXXX and Fosters. On being told that it was because XXXX tastes like uma no oshiko (horse's piss) the representative replied that it sells, and that is all that matters.
At least two people that I have converted to Coopers over here have made similar complaints about the product's withdrawal, and I am currently recruiting other converts to add their voices to the throng.
Bring back Coopers!

They've stopped selling it in my local Tesco supermarket over here as well

Regards
JAS

[JAS]

Okay, I will quit posting. This will be my final one. Season's greetings to all and bye.
Cheers

You can't do that BDP!
First you need to begin a thread titled "My last post", in which you outline your reasons for making this your last post. It should also contain some veiled yet vindictive remarks about the person or system that has caused you to make your last post.
You can then have discussions with the people who reply to the thread, because provided that you only post on a thread titled "My Last Post" you have not yet violated your vow not to post again.
Your final post will not be accepted by me until you have fulfilled the above obligations.
In my mind you are technically just sleeping, even if we have to nail you to the perch.

I'll put 4 million volts through him and see if he goes VOOM

Regards
JAS

[Dogwatcher]

Journalists that get their reports wrong.
Saw Jane Intili's report on the Aust v NZ day night match in Adelaide on Sky sport at least three times on the weekend and she made that many mistakes it was ridiculous.
One was saying that Tait removed Vettori on the last ball of the innings.
But the most unforgiveable mistake was calling Matthew Hayden Michael Hayden!

[Pseudo]

Oh by the way, this being the "Things that give you the shits" thread.
Coopers has been removed from the shelves of Costco Fukuoka. This being the only place I know of in Kyushu that sells it (used to)
[...]

They've stopped selling it in my local Tesco supermarket over here as well

Regards
JAS

Well you two will just have to brew your own from an official Coopers homebrew kit

[JAS]

Oh by the way, this being the "Things that give you the shits" thread.
Coopers has been removed from the shelves of Costco Fukuoka. This being the only place I know of in Kyushu that sells it (used to)
[...]

They've stopped selling it in my local Tesco supermarket over here as well

Regards
JAS

Well you two will just have to brew your own from an official Coopers homebrew kit

Actually looking into that...a kind soul on the Legs forum got in touch with Coopers and found me a company in Glasgow that stocks homebrew kits. My only problem is space..this is a very very small appartment...but I'm working on it.

Regards
JAS

[therisingblues]

Oh by the way, this being the "Things that give you the shits" thread.
Coopers has been removed from the shelves of Costco Fukuoka. This being the only place I know of in Kyushu that sells it (used to)
[...]

They've stopped selling it in my local Tesco supermarket over here as well

Regards
JAS

Well you two will just have to brew your own from an official Coopers homebrew kit

Eh? Does it taste the same?

[JAS]

Oh by the way, this being the "Things that give you the shits" thread.
Coopers has been removed from the shelves of Costco Fukuoka. This being the only place I know of in Kyushu that sells it (used to)
[...]

They've stopped selling it in my local Tesco supermarket over here as well

Regards
JAS

Well you two will just have to brew your own from an official Coopers homebrew kit

Eh? Does it taste the same?

Can't say if it tastes the same...not yet anyway but this is their list of official stockists which might be of use.

http://www.coopers.com.au/contactUs.php ... =hbrew-int

Regards
JAS