Things that make you laugh

[amber_fluid]

My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

We laugh about your work stories most days.

[Brodlach]

My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

Must be farcical if you got a job there

[Booney]

My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

I've got all day tomorrow.

[HH3]

My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

Must be farcical if you got a job there

Ouch!!!

[HH3]

Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

[Corona Man]

Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

I suggest you turn the lights off and go home too. Put your phone on silent for good measure.

[HH3]

Im probs just gonna flick a match on the way out...

[Brodlach]

My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

Must be farcical if you got a job there

Ouch!!!

[amber_fluid]

Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

Start downloading some porn so it’s not blank.
Derrr!

[HH3]

Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

Start downloading some porn so it’s not blank.
Derrr!

Start?

[Spangas]

The Indian hack bowler wearing a headband, and Glenn Maxwell absolutely pasting him all over the place.

[HH3]

Two people got done for riding the Lime Scooters pissed.

One was fined, the other was fined and lost their license for 6 months.

[Booney]

Two people got done for riding the Lime Scooters pissed.

One was fined, the other was fined and lost their license for 6 months.

"You want a Corona with that?"

[Corona Man]

Two people got done for riding the Lime Scooters pissed.

One was fined, the other was fined and lost their license for 6 months.

"You want a Corona with that?"

Seriously? Pi55ed, is the only way I think I would ever use one of these things.

[Wedgie]

It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

[HH3]

It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

I'd prefer them in an Uber, but thats just me.

I cant imagine being hit by a pissed f**kwit on a scooter would tickle.

[Booney]

It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

I'd prefer them in an Uber, but thats just me.

I cant imagine being hit by a pissed f**kwit on a scooter would tickle.

Nah, an Uber would hurt more than a Lime.

[HH3]

"Hit and killed by a Hyundai Accent Uber" sounds a lot better than "Scooted to death by a Lime Scooter".

I know how I'd rather go out.

[Lightning McQueen]

It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

The chick was 0.143, riding it on the road with no helmet, apparently absolutely smashed too.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nah, an Uber would hurt more than a Lime.

It would leave you bitter.