Things that need to be invented

[Gingernuts]

hang over free alcohol.....

Likely to be on here already, but yours wouldn't matter IF someone could invent a hangover cure...

Well, a hangover cure that was NOT to: continue drinking.

Green cordial, even more effective if you think of downing a litre before you go to bed.

Does that really work, or does it just make your vomit more interesting?

[Booney]

I tell you what for and why.

You must, I repeat you must drink water while on the piss. I throw a big glass of water down about every five drinks and although it does not assure the user of a hangover free wake up the next morning it goes a hell of a long way to avoiding a dreaded day long hang over, or worse still a two day hangover....

[Lightning McQueen]

Green cordial, even more effective if you think of downing a litre before you go to bed.

Does that really work, or does it just make your vomit more interesting?

I swear by it, the colder the better.

[fisho mcspaz]

A duck-dog.

[dedja]

A woman who will ... nevermind.

[fisho mcspaz]

A woman who will ... nevermind.

Women will do most things, it's the men who don't know how to ask properly

[dedja]

A woman who will ... nevermind.

Women will do most things, it's the men who don't know how to ask properly

Spot on fisho ... my missus and 3 daughters tell me the same thing.

[tipper]

A woman who will ... nevermind.

Women will do most things, it's the men who don't know how to ask properly

Spot on fisho ... my missus and 3 daughters tell me the same thing.

Trust me after nearly 4 years of marriage i have asked every possible way there is and still nil result.

[Iron Fist]

I tell you what for and why.

You must, I repeat you must drink water while on the piss. I throw a big glass of water down about every five drinks and although it does not assure the user of a hangover free wake up the next morning it goes a hell of a long way to avoiding a dreaded day long hang over, or worse still a two day hangover....

very rarely do i do it, as im usually to blind when I get home. But drink a powerade (if ya got 1) or just a massive glass of cordial, any flavour before you hit the sack, along with 2 panadol.
will guaranteeyou will wake up feeling better in the morning then what you would have if you didnt do that. the few times I have remembered to do it, I have awoken better then ever. Either that or go for a surf or swim down the beach. That always seems to make me feel better

[Psyber]

I tell you what for and why.

You must, I repeat you must drink water while on the piss. I throw a big glass of water down about every five drinks and although it does not assure the user of a hangover free wake up the next morning it goes a hell of a long way to avoiding a dreaded day long hang over, or worse still a two day hangover....

very rarely do i do it, as im usually to blind when I get home. But drink a powerade (if ya got 1) or just a massive glass of cordial, any flavour before you hit the sack, along with 2 panadol.
will guaranteeyou will wake up feeling better in the morning then what you would have if you didnt do that. the few times I have remembered to do it, I have awoken better then ever. Either that or go for a surf or swim down the beach. That always seems to make me feel better

Medically speaking, for the sake of preserving your reserves of brain cells four standard drinks in any 24 hour period is the absolute safe maximum - less for women based on average body size and metabolic differences.

[fisho mcspaz]

A woman who will ... nevermind.

Women will do most things, it's the men who don't know how to ask properly

Spot on fisho ... my missus and 3 daughters tell me the same thing.

Trust me after nearly 4 years of marriage i have asked every possible way there is and still nil result.

I suppose it depends on what you're asking for then!

[Booney]

A duck-dog.

Alright, I'll ask if no one else will.

WTF for?

[fisho mcspaz]

A duck-dog.

Alright, I'll ask if no one else will.

WTF for?

I don't know - I saw a picture of one in a Dr Seuss book and was very taken with it. In a practical sense I suppose they might be useful to retrieve golf balls from lakes.

[The Ash Man]

A duck-dog.

Alright, I'll ask if no one else will.

WTF for?

I don't know - I saw a picture of one in a Dr Seuss book and was very taken with it. In a practical sense I suppose they might be useful to retrieve golf balls from lakes.

Thats quackers

[Booney]

A duck-dog.

Alright, I'll ask if no one else will.

WTF for?

I don't know - I saw a picture of one in a Dr Seuss book and was very taken with it. In a practical sense I suppose they might be useful to retrieve golf balls from lakes.

True, but imagine the droppings in the pool.

[JK]

I tell you what for and why.

You must, I repeat you must drink water while on the piss. I throw a big glass of water down about every five drinks and although it does not assure the user of a hangover free wake up the next morning it goes a hell of a long way to avoiding a dreaded day long hang over, or worse still a two day hangover....

very rarely do i do it, as im usually to blind when I get home. But drink a powerade (if ya got 1) or just a massive glass of cordial, any flavour before you hit the sack, along with 2 panadol.
will guaranteeyou will wake up feeling better in the morning then what you would have if you didnt do that. the few times I have remembered to do it, I have awoken better then ever. Either that or go for a surf or swim down the beach. That always seems to make me feel better

2 Berocca in a big glass of water always used to have the same effect .. As with most people though I generally forget or am virtually finishing my last drink as I walk to bed.

[the big bang]

I tell you what for and why.

You must, I repeat you must drink water while on the piss. I throw a big glass of water down about every five drinks and although it does not assure the user of a hangover free wake up the next morning it goes a hell of a long way to avoiding a dreaded day long hang over, or worse still a two day hangover....

very rarely do i do it, as im usually to blind when I get home. But drink a powerade (if ya got 1) or just a massive glass of cordial, any flavour before you hit the sack, along with 2 panadol.
will guaranteeyou will wake up feeling better in the morning then what you would have if you didnt do that. the few times I have remembered to do it, I have awoken better then ever. Either that or go for a surf or swim down the beach. That always seems to make me feel better

over the period of GF day just gone, throughout hte day i drank 4 powerades, and probably over a litre of water. also nearly two cartons of beer. i woke up and went to work i felt that good!

[Q.]

I tell you what for and why.

You must, I repeat you must drink water while on the piss. I throw a big glass of water down about every five drinks and although it does not assure the user of a hangover free wake up the next morning it goes a hell of a long way to avoiding a dreaded day long hang over, or worse still a two day hangover....

very rarely do i do it, as im usually to blind when I get home. But drink a powerade (if ya got 1) or just a massive glass of cordial, any flavour before you hit the sack, along with 2 panadol.
will guaranteeyou will wake up feeling better in the morning then what you would have if you didnt do that. the few times I have remembered to do it, I have awoken better then ever. Either that or go for a surf or swim down the beach. That always seems to make me feel better

over the period of GF day just gone, throughout hte day i drank 4 powerades, and probably over a litre of water. also nearly two cartons of beer. i woke up and went to work i felt that good!

Your spew from disbelief would have helped

[fisho mcspaz]

I drank about 3L of water along with a fair bit of wine on GF day. My spelling from that night will testify to how maggotted I was - yet I pulled up surprisingly well the following day!

[Q.]

No water for me during GF day, but I'm pretty sure my Sunday headache was caused by smashing gyprock with my head rather than dehydration