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I am a plant murderer

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:09 pm

yet I find myself in a position where I'll be doing up the backyard in coming months.

Now, if I had my choice, I wouldn't have plants at all - but that would make for a very dull looking backyard.

The piece of my backyard that I'm looking at sprucing up is about 9m x 1 or 1.15m, so not very big. I'll be doing the retaining wall thing and probably filling it with those nice shiny rock things but will leave a couple of paved spaces for my massive pots

The only plants I'll be putting in if I can help it will be in massive pots. I'd also like something that won't die when I neglect it.

I can't have/ don't want anything flowery - I have crappy sinuses, yet would like something that will give a bit of colour.

So if you have any ideas, on plants or otherwise - post away. Please include a pic of said plant if possible as I know what roses and carnations look like and that's about it :lol:

PS: Budget is crap - so keep it cheap 8)
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Dogwatcher » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:13 pm

natives mate. put them in, water them once a month if there's been no rain.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Dirko » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:26 pm

I hate gardening. Half our backyard is being filled by a pool starting tomorrow 8)
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Hondo » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:53 pm

Try agapanthus for one. They grow anywhere. The only thing is they are better at ground level than in pots I reckon.

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I would go to a garden centre and ask - I only know about agapanthus from Mrs Hondo who loves gardening. I think there would be better options for pots.

DW is right about natives. They have put natives in around the Gallipoli underpass and I reckon they look good.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby dedja » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:55 pm

Hondo's correct ... I'm a mass plant murderer and haven't been able to kill any of our agapanthus over many years.

Also, as has been pointed out, natives are you best bet ... low maintenance after they have been bedded in.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:39 pm

Some standard Ficus will suffice nicely too. In a nice big pot.

One thing with being a plant murderer FC, you only need read the tag that most plants have on them.

ie : Full sun/ full shade etc etc.

When you buy the plants, buy a fair amount of slow release fertiliser and use it when neccesary.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Barto » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:20 pm

A mur-diddly-urderer!!!!
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Q. » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:48 pm

Cacti!!!

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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby gadj1976 » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:56 pm

wont pots in the back yard make it look even smaller?

Ground cover will be ok too as long as its trimmed back (providing you don't kill it before hand!)

Agree with the comments regarding Ags, they just are unkillable. We planted them in 05 and they've gone gangbusters since.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby spell_check » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:00 pm

Pittosporums. You need to cover them with some shade cloth when it gets hot, though.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby dedja » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:04 pm

can't agree Spelly ... with me, pittosporums have never been that hardy, but it could be my sublime mass murdering skills though.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby spell_check » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:15 pm

dedja wrote:can't agree Spelly ... with me, pittosporums have never been that hardy, but it could be my sublime mass murdering skills though.


I agree with your mass murder skills - you just need to protect them from heat.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:47 pm

Yeah, they sound too high maintenance to me.

I will be willfully neglecting anything green that ends up in my back yard. Mother nature will be their only protector :lol:
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby JAS » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:53 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Yeah, they sound too high maintenance to me.

I will be willfully neglecting anything green that ends up in my back yard. Mother nature will be their only protector :lol:


Is there any law that says you must have real plants??? Can get some pretty convincing artificial ones these days. Might not be as cheap as the real thing but no watering, no pollen etc to affect the sinuses, no maintenance apart from a little light dusting, no leaf drop in Autumn and as much colour as you want.

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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Barto » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:54 pm

serious answer: go for some yuccas. these things are impossible to kill I reckon. Two years on and these things are thriving on my balcony. Every other attempt at growing things resulted in death within weeks.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby gadj1976 » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:55 pm

spell_check wrote:Pittosporums. You need to cover them with some shade cloth when it gets hot, though.


Spelly, I've been told by reliable sources (ie, not safooty.net folk) that you need to put Seasol on them to protect the roots when they're initially planted, then again when it gets hot.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby spell_check » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:58 pm

As you can see, I'm not a gardener, but I can be if I ask for advice on here. Thanks for the tip. :) I thought they would be good for FC as well, the ones I got, don't flower, and they look nice.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Q. » Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:35 pm

gadj1976 wrote:
spell_check wrote:Pittosporums. You need to cover them with some shade cloth when it gets hot, though.


Spelly, I've been told by reliable sources (ie, not safooty.net folk) that you need to put Seasol on them to protect the roots when they're initially planted, then again when it gets hot.


Seasol contains nutrients that encourage root growth, so using it early will promote branching of the roots and using it in summer will promote tap rooting to access water deep in the soil profile.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Q. » Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:37 pm

FC, before you decide on anything you should get yourself a basic understanding of your soil characteristics so you can choose plants best suited to it or make adjustments to suit your wants.
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Re: I am a plant murderer

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:31 am

Do it Italian style. Concrete and Tiles. La Dolce Vita!

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