Your favourite sayings

[JAS]

dry as a nuns nasty
dry as a dead dingos donger
off like a fish milkshake

You've reminded me of a couple more...always heard said by people refering to how thirsty they are...

My throat is...

As dry as the bottom of a budgies cage
As dry as the port feathers of a buzzard's a*se

Regards
JAS

[fisho mcspaz]

off like a fish milkshake

Steady on there pal fish have feelings too.

haha that just reminded me of when I was in high school - people used to give me a bit of s**t for being a vegetarian who eats seafood. They would invariably say something like 'You talk about animal cruelty (actually, I don't, only when some clown gives me s**t about being a vegetarian) but you go fishing' and I'd say 'Kurt Cobain said it's OK to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings'. Generally that would shut them up.

[westozfalcon]

To describe a useless bloke:

'He couldn't grow a choko vine over a sh*thouse'