Things that you rate!

[Lightning McQueen]

When does the LM reality show start? … enough fertile ground there to rival the Golden Bachelor, MAFS, Love Island or whatever the faaark is out there these days days.

I'd watch this!

Golden Island At First Sight

Farmer wants a husband?

We used to call it "Farmer wants a root".

[dedja]

When does the LM reality show start? … enough fertile ground there to rival the Golden Bachelor, MAFS, Love Island or whatever the faaark is out there these days days.

It's going to be called "I'm a dickhead, get me outta here".

[The Dark Knight]

When does the LM reality show start? … enough fertile ground there to rival the Golden Bachelor, MAFS, Love Island or whatever the faaark is out there these days days.

I was thinking the other day after reading his posts, is LM the new Psyber?

[Footy Chick]

One of my employees put in for annual leave for 3 Wednesday in a row last week, I asked him if he was having an affair? He said "on the 18th he has "The Animals" concert" and then proceded to tell me about the other two.

I said "Shit, are they still alive? I loved them when I was a teenager"

We had a bit of a chat about them and spoke of a few of their songs.

Today he came and said "Hey, my wife isn't too keen on going to the concert on Tuesday, do you want her ticket? I'll pick you up and drop you off"

Looking forward to seeing them, they have some ripper songs.

Play your cards right LM and old mate could well be having an affair

Ha, I've already bitten off more than I can chew at the moment.

Chew harder

****, what did I just walk into...

[dedja]

****, what did I just walk into...

A preview of the upcoming I’m a dickhead, get me out of here!

[Lightning McQueen]

When does the LM reality show start? … enough fertile ground there to rival the Golden Bachelor, MAFS, Love Island or whatever the faaark is out there these days days.

I was thinking the other day after reading his posts, is LM the new Psyber?

The unsophisticated one.

It's insane, I do very little besides work and exercise, I make sure my phone goes into sleep mode at 10pm because nothing good happens after 10, yet I still find a way to be on the phone one way or another agreeing to something that I shouldn't be at stupid o'clock. I wish I could say "no" sometimes as I've got myself into somewhat of a predicament again that will hopefully just blow over naturally.

[Lightning McQueen]

Chew harder

****, what did I just walk into...

Just discussing cooking brisket on the smoker there Boss Lady!!

[Pseudo]

Free Amyl and the Sniffers concert cancelled 8 minutes before the start due overcrowding concerns. (Really, what did Melbourne council expect? Sheesh...)

The band promptly splits its performance fee between 7 live music venues in Melbourne, to shout a drink to all the people who turned up.

Respect.