Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 12, 2025 7:30 am

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Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.

There is a shitload going around

Still getting over it, been a week now.


Took about 2 weeks to shake it off.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jun 12, 2025 8:58 am

daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350

Any toilets though??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:44 pm

Getting the sniffles ffs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:48 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs


I’ve been crook since last Tuesday.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jun 13, 2025 2:16 pm

dedja wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs


I’ve been crook since last Tuesday.

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Last Tuesday, of which decade?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jun 13, 2025 2:24 pm

Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jun 18, 2025 9:09 pm

Never trust a fart in Bali…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 18, 2025 9:47 pm

Corona Man wrote:Never trust a fart in Bali…

I actually just popped in to appreciate the probiotics I’ve been taking for the last 4 weeks in preparation for Bali, still have full confidence when emitting wind from the anus.
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F*** me, I handle spicy food pretty well but these were next level, it was like biting the sun, I even had a crack again in the morning and I was breathing fire, the exit wasn’t fun, thank god for bidet’s.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 18, 2025 9:49 pm

daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350

Stuff getting a dryer, my son would use it all the time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby daysofourlives » Wed Jun 18, 2025 10:32 pm

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Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350

Stuff getting a dryer, my son would use it all the time.

I picked up both, so far so good, i sound like your son, who can be assed hanging clothes out especially this time of the year but i do have solar and battery to help out
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:14 pm

just be aware you get what you pay for on whitegoods, both in quality and energy efficiency.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:21 pm

MW wrote:just be aware you get what you pay for on whitegoods, both in quality and energy efficiency.


Looking forward to the follow up question on the "I need to know" thread

How do you claim on household insurance when your dryer catches fire?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:40 pm

MW wrote:just be aware you get what you pay for on whitegoods, both in quality and energy efficiency.


No such thing as a cheap dryer. $$$.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:46 pm

to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:58 pm

MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Jun 19, 2025 2:14 pm

Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily


Must be an Essendon thing, me too.

Bugger having scratchy towels and coarse undies & socks! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 19, 2025 2:18 pm

MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.


Airer in the lounge where the heating is or under cover outside. Haven't had a dryer for over 20 years and have made it to this point quite comfortably.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Jun 19, 2025 2:38 pm

if i ever have to pay for whitegoods i would be the same, makes it easier when its all for free :)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Jun 19, 2025 3:21 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily


Must be an Essendon thing, me too.

Bugger having scratchy towels and coarse undies & socks! :lol: :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Jun 19, 2025 3:24 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily


Must be an Essendon thing, me too.

Bugger having scratchy towels and coarse undies & socks! :lol: :lol:


Saving money on tickets in September allows you that luxury!


I'm assuming yours get s a fair run as well then :lol:
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