Things that give you the sh1ts

[Q.]

Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Technically I think this applies to almost all Football clubs.....

Yep. And has applied for some time, but the threats of $20K fines will kill the past time. It's this kind of sanitisation that has blokes walking away from game.

[Footy Chick]

Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Technically I think this applies to almost all Football clubs.....

whos changerooms are detached from the building which contains their bar...yeah It would...

[heater31]

Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Technically I think this applies to almost all Football clubs.....

whos changerooms are detached from the building which contains their bar...yeah It would...

Might pay to check the approved floor plan for your liquor licence. I doubt many would have included the changerooms in the application all those years ago.....

[Mr Beefy]

Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Technically I think this applies to almost all Football clubs.....

whos changerooms are detached from the building which contains their bar...yeah It would...

Might pay to check the approved floor plan for your liquor licence. I doubt many would have included the changerooms in the application all those years ago.....

Our liquor licence applies to whole building, including change rooms. However, if there is no licence covering the changerooms couldn't you just byo beer, as long it isn't being sold?

[Q.]

Eh, I'm not familiar with the intricate details of the license so I'm not sure where byo sits.

[Hefty]

Eh, I'm not familiar with the intricate details of the license so I'm not sure where byo sits.

Having an esky in the changerooms is a great way to raise $$$ for end of season trip

[heater31]

[quote="Q."]Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Technically I think this applies to almost all Football clubs.....

whos changerooms are detached from the building which contains their bar...yeah It would...

Might pay to check the approved floor plan for your liquor licence. I doubt many would have included the changerooms in the application all those years ago.....

Our liquor licence applies to whole building, including change rooms. However, if there is no licence covering the changerooms couldn't you just byo beer, as long it isn't being sold?[/quote]
Yeah but your licence is a recent approval. Goodwood Saints probably haven't updated theirs since 1985!

[HH3]

Dont you need to renew your license every few years now?

[heater31]

Dont you need to renew your license every few years now?

Probably but do you submit a New plan each time?

[HH3]

Dont you need to renew your license every few years now?

Probably but do you submit a New plan each time?

If you wanna include your changerooms you would.

[Mr Beefy]

Costs $$$ to change licenses

[Gozu]

Adam Internet.

This is a pretty big rant but I'm absolutely sick of all the bullshit from them there customer service has been absolutely horrendous since they were taken over by iiNet and I doubt it's going to get better when TPG takes over iiNet in June. Anyway I organised in late February to relocate my Naked DSL as I was moving first they tell me relocation costs would be $150 I said I don't think so I've already paid for the modem and as I had been with them for nearly 3.5 years was no longer in contract. Then they said Telstra was telling them they're unable to establish a line-in at my new address that will be another $299 but they will waive the relocation fee and reduce the $299 down to a one off payment of $59 if I enter into another 24 month contract with them. Perhaps naively I said alright just do it. They were saying no landline at this new address I said bullshit here is the phone number of a past tenant in 2013 who had a landline here they kept saying Telstra must've come past in the meantime and dug the cable back up so trenching might need to be done blah blah blah etc

So internet & phone gets cut off at my last address on the day I moved out into my new place (6th March). I bought a cheap 3gb Vodafone USB stick from Coles just to get me through the wait. Then they tell me the Telstra guy won't be coming around to establish a lead in until the 30th March. Fantastic 24 days with just 3gb to use. Anyway in the meantime they decided to rip $60 out of my bank account for nothing and I had to fight like hell to get them to refund it which took about a week. Telstra guy comes round does the lead in establishes a dial tone and tells me it will be broadband ready in a few days. Adam Internet rings me the next day and it says it will all be good to go by the end of this week if not next week at the latest and then I get a text from them today just two days later saying it won't be ready until the 17th April and possibly not even until 48 hours after that. I rung them to tell them this is just unacceptable guy puts me through to provisioning and the wait in the queue is moire than an hour so hung up called back again about two hours later they said the wait in the queue is 1-2 minutes after about 12 minutes wait hung up. Call cost me $2.50, fantastic. Just sent them a big email.

[Coach Bombay]

People who "can only eat fish on good Friday". No God will ever tell me what I can eat. **** religion.

[The Ash Man]

People who "can only eat fish on good Friday". No God will ever tell me what I can eat. **** religion.

And haven't been to church in 15 years and eat meat every other Friday.
I've got a roast beef fillet out for tea.

[Footy Chick]

People who call biscuits "cookies"

Shits me no end.

[The Ash Man]

The **** over the back from me who has lit a fire in his backyard.

[Footy Chick]

The **** over the back from me who has lit a fire in his backyard.

somewhere to stick your beef fillet

[Keefy]

The **** over the back from me who has lit a fire in his backyard.

After a few beers you know where you can pee

[Pseudo]

The **** over the back from me who has lit a fire in his backyard.

Call the firies. It will hit his pride and his wallet.

[The Ash Man]

The **** over the back from me who has lit a fire in his backyard.

Call the firies. It will hit his pride and his wallet.

Someone did!!
They just rocked up with lights on!
Hilarious