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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:04 pm

dedja wrote:going for it on the kitchen table too obvious?

Working in a pub years ago, I walked in on a couple going for it in a store room. He had her bent over a keg.
She said, and I'm not kidding, "either join in or f#ck off!"
I got outta there - she was a horror & I'm not a "pig on a spit" kinda guy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:45 pm

What if she was hot though
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:05 pm

Still - no.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:36 am

Geeks who think using a laptop makes them a DJ...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:55 pm

Failed Creation wrote:Geeks who think using a laptop makes them a DJ...

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OG ones & twos aren't exactly necessary for DJing anymore
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:11 pm

A conga line of Coalition MP's eulogies for Gough Whitlam's achievements, of which they are systematically attempting to break down as a government devoid of a social conscious.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:14 pm

dedja wrote:A conga line of Coalition MP's eulogies for Gough Whitlam's achievements, of which they are systematically attempting to break down as a government devoid of a social conscious.



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:26 pm

Spargo wrote:Still - no.


what if he was hot though?...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:35 pm

tipper wrote:
Spargo wrote:Still - no.


what if he was hot though?...

Still - no.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:31 am

The phone call I got this morning from a bloke looking for an evaporative cooling system for his "indoor garden".

Now, if it wasn't Tommy Chong on the other end of the phone I'll be buggered. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:41 am

Booney wrote:The phone call I got this morning from a bloke looking for an evaporative cooling system for his "indoor garden".

Now, if it wasn't Tommy Chong on the other end of the phone I'll be buggered. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:50 am

Booney wrote:The phone call I got this morning from a bloke looking for an evaporative cooling system for his "indoor garden".

Now, if it wasn't Tommy Chong on the other end of the phone I'll be buggered. :lol:

Man.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:20 am

Nah, he sold it to him for cost as long as he got a cut :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:54 am

I found this mildly amusing as it poses a dilemma for those in the breeding years:
http://www.6minutes.com.au/news/latest- ... nken-semen

Just five drinks a week can reduce semen quality in otherwise healthy young men, research suggests.
Give the bottle a bigger nudge and the their semen is in even worse shape, the findings indicate, suggesting these guys should go easy on the grog not just for their general health but also for their reproductive health.

But teetotalers shouldn’t be too smug because the study, published in BMJ Open, shows abstaining from alcohol is also associated with reduced semen quality, although it’s not clear why.

The researchers base their findings on 1221 Danish men aged 18-28 years who averaged 11 drinks in the preceding week of the study.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:42 pm

I ignored the intended message of this video, but I loved it when the kids swore.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:10 pm

EPIGENETICS - Lamarck was right!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:08 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:29 pm

Can't stop laughing at this gif

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby stan » Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:51 am

Q. wrote:Can't stop laughing at this gif

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Thanks Q, that seriously made my day.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:26 pm

As funny as that is, i'd love to get that kind of speed going down a waterslide- just entering a pool of water, rather than a crash haha!
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