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Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:11 am

God bless the NT. So many great lines. Shane the burnout king...

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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby am Bays » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:28 am

That's Unacceptable!!!

ROTFLMFAO

Truth be told I might know the bloke with the beard.
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:32 am

"Do you know why he shot at you?"

"'Coz I dunna burnout"

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"Do you know why he shot at them?"

"Yeah, 'coz they dunna burnout"

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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:34 am

"They're crash resistant. But definitely ain't bullet-proof."
- Shane, holding up a baby seat.
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Strawb » Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:07 pm

Classic Thats Fruitloop LMFAO
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby southee » Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:57 pm

Good the 61 year old had a crack!!

Shane with a 2 year old doing burn outs is an oxygen thief and a moron.

Suck $hit I say!!

Sick of idiots thinking they are above the law and can do what they like.

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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Trader » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:42 pm

southee wrote:Sick of idiots thinking they are above the law and can do what they like.


Like shooting at someone? ;)
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:16 pm

That is gold, what a bloke.
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:17 pm

Trader wrote:
southee wrote:Sick of idiots thinking they are above the law and can do what they like.


Like shooting at someone? ;)


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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Psyber » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:13 pm

All noisy hoons should be shot, and you should get cash for presenting the ears and tail to the nearest Police Station! ;)
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Interceptor » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:59 pm

The reporter is a hottie.
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby southee » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:21 am

Psyber wrote:All noisy hoons should be shot, and you should get cash for presenting the ears and tail to the nearest Police Station! ;)


For a price...yes! ;)
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Moe » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:39 am

Interceptor wrote:The reporter is a hottie.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Lost track of the story when she was on camera.
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby gossipgirl » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:06 am

Psyber wrote:All noisy hoons should be shot, and you should get cash for presenting the ears and tail to the nearest Police Station! ;)



all hoons should be
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Punk Rooster » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:29 pm

wouldn't mind pumping a couple of shots into Hannah...
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby OnSong » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:45 pm

Anyone see the shirt of the unidentified neighbour? Doesn't say "Jack Daniels".
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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:17 am

RIP Young Gladiator.

Hannah Dawkins gets all the good stories.

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Re: Funniest News Report of All-Time

Postby Dog_ger » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:15 pm

Punk Rooster wrote:wouldn't mind pumping a couple of shots into Hannah...


=D> =D> =D>
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