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5h1tty Santa

Postby cokadonkeytoo » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:22 pm

Not sure if this topic is somewhere else on here but this year my family is doing shitty santa and ive got some ideas already but i also want to pick the brains of some posters for more ideas,

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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby woodublieve12 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:25 pm

cokadonkeytoo wrote:Not sure if this topic is somewhere else on here but this year my family is doing shitty santa and ive got some ideas already but i also want to pick the brains of some posters for more ideas,

Cheers


whats that mate?? is it like secret santa?
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:37 pm

cokadonkeytoo wrote:Not sure if this topic is somewhere else on here but this year my family is doing shitty santa and ive got some ideas already but i also want to pick the brains of some posters for more ideas,

Cheers



Is this for your side of the family, or the in-laws? If the latter, I've got some ripper ideas :lol:
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby Strawb » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:38 pm

my dad and I do this every year but it could be for a birthday or Christmas. The object is to find some dodgy music and give it to the person. So far my dad has copped
on 45
Tell Laura I love her
Fernando two songs he hates

on Lp
plenty of Kamahl

on Cassette
The best of Liberace

on Cd
David Hassellhoff's greatest hits.

He got me a Gary Glitter LP
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby cokadonkeytoo » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:48 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
cokadonkeytoo wrote:Not sure if this topic is somewhere else on here but this year my family is doing shitty santa and ive got some ideas already but i also want to pick the brains of some posters for more ideas,

Cheers


whats that mate?? is it like secret santa?


Yeah its all secret but the pressie needs to be something funny, useless, bad taste etc. Something to get a laugh on Xmas morning, we have a $10 limit so its limited a fraction. A couple of years ago some Ass/Face soap was given along with a 10kg bag of brown onions but i want to take it to another level. Although i will say i got Iian Hewittsons Sexy Salads last year, that was a corker
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby cokadonkeytoo » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:49 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
cokadonkeytoo wrote:Not sure if this topic is somewhere else on here but this year my family is doing shitty santa and ive got some ideas already but i also want to pick the brains of some posters for more ideas,

Cheers



Is this for your side of the family, or the in-laws? If the latter, I've got some ripper ideas :lol:


Yeah doing it for both sides this year hence why i wanted to pick some other peoples brains
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby cokadonkeytoo » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:50 pm

Strawb wrote:my dad and I do this every year but it could be for a birthday or Christmas. The object is to find some dodgy music and give it to the person. So far my dad has copped
on 45
Tell Laura I love her
Fernando two songs he hates

on Lp
plenty of Kamahl

on Cassette
The best of Liberace

on Cd
David Hassellhoff's greatest hits.

He got me a Gary Glitter LP


Theres some great ones there might have to delve into some 2nd hand record shops to find some more beauties
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:46 am

A copy of "The sound of music".
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby gossipgirl » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:23 pm

doggies membership with some flares :lol:
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:52 pm

A Port Power season ticket.

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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby Dog_ger » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:31 pm

Smile :)

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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:02 pm

gossipgirl wrote:doggies membership with some flares :lol:


They're Centrals supporters, that'll be a dream come true for them! :lol:
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby RustyCage » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:43 pm

A signed Kurt Tippett guernsey, you'd probably even get change from $10 too!
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby dedja » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:46 pm

Strawb wrote:He got me a Gary Glitter LP


don't give it to any kids ...
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Re: 5h1tty Santa

Postby gossipgirl » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:37 am

pafc1870 wrote:A signed Kurt Tippett guernsey, you'd probably even get change from $10 too!


but you need to also give $100 under the table and also after 1 year agree to sell it to someone of Kurt's choice for $5 :D
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