Workplace pranks

[nuggety goodness]

So ivE gone ahead with the I (heart) PENIS on his rear number plate. He lives in Glenelg and drives a black SS...

I hope one of you sees it!!! I did try to upload a pic but can't from my iPhone...

The office pranks are great but we are carpet cleaners so none of that is applicable. Keep the coming though!!!

[Johno6]

have sex with his wife/girlfriend

[Dirko]

Done the old stuck something over the number plate. "I am Gay" or something like that.

Best thing was it was on for about 4 or 5 days, and the bloke we did it to came in one day spewing, saying he just got done by a speed camera (saw the flash). We looked at him, and started to laugh, and sure enough he still had the "I am Gay" on his number plate.

Another bloke had his car jacked up and wheels removed

Another guy stuck the words "I suck Cock" on the back window of another persons car in shitty stickers that left the backing when they tried to remove them. I followed them home just pissing myself laughing...

Heaps of phone calls, coffee mugs etc etc.

[sherminator]

I was working at a hotel/restaurant in the UK a few years back. The chefs were notorious for their pranks. We had an apprentice chef who wore the brunt of it. Some of the stuff I saw them do to him:

-They used to make him a cuppa and 'rim' the edge of the cup with the hottest chilli they could find.
-Stuff his can of coke full of chillis, thai fish paste etc. etc.
-throw pepper in his eyes, break eggs in his ears.
-'kneecap' him with soup ladels

By far the worst one I saw was when they got him to peel spuds out the back one day. They set all the stuff up before he started work and poured white spirit in a ring on the ground where he would be working. As soon he was inside the ring they used a kitchen blowtorch to light it up.

Some of the stuff was funny, some of it was very stupid, violent and out of order. Luckily the lad had thick skin and is now the head chef there with a Michelin Bib Gourmand and 2 Rosettes next to his name.

[Ian]

A few years ago a workmate was away for the week, another workmate hung this sign on the back of his ute then tied it up to the exhaust with fishing line so when it got hot it would break and fall down (like it is in the pic), it was tied pretty close to the exhaust manifold and came down before he was out of the yard, all the way home he couldn't work out why he was getting toots and waves.

[Pseudo]

-They used to make him a cuppa and 'rim' the edge of the cup with the hottest chilli they could find.

A couple of mates of mine had second jobs as pizza delivery drivers, back in the day. One of them regaled me with the following story one night:

It was common practice in this pizza shop to cook a pizza for the drivers every night. One of the drivers was known as a bit of a tight-arse; would always have his hand out for a freebie but would never stick his hand in his own pocket. So one night, when the manager made the drivers' pizza, he grabbed a handful of chili and chucked it all in one spot on the pizza. When it was cooked, he cut up the pizza so the obvious biggest piece encompassed the entire hunk of chili.

Sure enough, the tight-arse was first in line for the pizza and grabbed the largest slice. Allegedly he took one bite, said "great pizza", then collapsed into heavy breathing. The funniest bit was that this bloke was such a tight-arse, he wouldn't spring for a bottle of drink out of the fridge, so he ended up in the cool room with his face in front of the fan, mouth hanging open, trying to cool his damn mouth

[Rik E Boy]

I've started a prank war with one of the boys at work. It started quite innocently but I can see it spiralling out of control very quickly...

So far all that's been done is I have jammed some toilet paper soiled with a chocolate brownie (the edible version) into his door handle of his car. It looked quite realistic too.

His response was to put some sort of hand cream on my cars door handle...

My idea for my next one is to print off 'I (loveheart) PENIS' to attach to his vehicle over his number plate

There are more in the pipeline but what have you done or heard of or even had done to you? Always looking for more ideas...

A glass of milk stashed in an unseen location placed on a Friday afternoon soon becomes an evil presence in his office. My supervisor still doesn't know that I pulled that trick on her and it stunk out her office big time. She was going to send in a Service Request so I had to remove the evidence before I got busted.

At Christmas time I took a break from my shovel leaning duties and wrapped up a colleagues' workstation in Christmas Paper..computer, mouse, stationery, folders, even tins of food the whole lot. MERRY CHRISTMAS. I even managed to get her to blame someone else until I gave it away by pissing myself laughing.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

changing the keys around on a computer keyboard is always good for a laugh, especially for a one finger typist.

Someone did that to me. Bad luck chaps, touch typists rule!

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

So ivE gone ahead with the I (heart) PENIS on his rear number plate. He lives in Glenelg and drives a black SS...

I hope one of you sees it!!! I did try to upload a pic but can't from my iPhone...

The office pranks are great but we are carpet cleaners so none of that is applicable. Keep the coming though!!!

That's shagged my ideas then.

regards,

REB

[dedja]

yep, pulled the rug on that one ...

[the wonder elephant]

I was working at a hotel/restaurant in the UK a few years back. The chefs were notorious for their pranks. We had an apprentice chef who wore the brunt of it. Some of the stuff I saw them do to him:

-They used to make him a cuppa and 'rim' the edge of the cup with the hottest chilli they could find.
-Stuff his can of coke full of chillis, thai fish paste etc. etc.
-throw pepper in his eyes, break eggs in his ears.
-'kneecap' him with soup ladels

By far the worst one I saw was when they got him to peel spuds out the back one day. They set all the stuff up before he started work and poured white spirit in a ring on the ground where he would be working. As soon he was inside the ring they used a kitchen blowtorch to light it up.

Some of the stuff was funny, some of it was very stupid, violent and out of order. Luckily the lad had thick skin and is now the head chef there with a Michelin Bib Gourmand and 2 Rosettes next to his name.

ha being an ex chef my self have done the chilli pranks my self and have been on the recieving end as well .
a few others tho :
young apprentice was a pain in the ass always sick on sat etc. so one day stole his car keys and emptied the window washing tank and filled it up with fish juice didnt call in sick on sat for a while !!!
same guy again car keys stolen again ( didnt learn the first time ) and prawn shells under the back seat . 4 weeks later still complaining about the smell . 4 months later took the car to a detailer who discovered the random prawn shells, quit the next day . best result ever !!!

[Magpiespower]

Back when I was at uni, these two mates were always trying to out-prank each other.

One day, Mate #1 set up a fake email account for Mate #2, making a slight change in the address. Bascially mate#2@hotmail became mate.#2@hotmail.com. Just one small full-stop between names was the difference.

Mate #1 sends an email from the fake account whereby Mate #2 comes out of the closet. A million replies along the lines of "I always suspected", "you're still the same bloke", "proud of ya mate" and so on.

Except from Mate #2's family. Somewhat homophobic family. They went ballistic!

Eventually calm was restored and Mate #2 convinced his family that he wasn't gay. To this day his family hate Mate #1 with seething passion. And have lingering doubts about his sexuality. Not even his engagement to his long-term girlfriend (ten years together!) could dispel these doubts.

However, Mate #2 had a pretty good comeback: he put an ad in the gay classifieds for Mate #1 - "Seeking same" - with his mobile number.

Mate #1 got a few calls...

[Mythical Creature]

About a year ago a young lad had been sent into our office from his boss asking for a verbal agreement nomination form. I told him no worries I will go out the back and see if we have any left. Pissed myself laughing up the corridor, banged a few cupboards and went back out to him in my straightest face and said that we don't have any left, but the Post Office should have one somewhere.
Meanwhile my workmate rang the Post Office to foreworn them.
Apparently he got sent from the Post Office to the Newsagent who refused to play the game and told him verbal agreement nomination forms don't exist!

[OnSong]

I used to regularly change a mate's desktop wallpaper to two gay guys kissing at a few places I've worked but in my new workplace, one of the blokes here has a gay son. So that is a bit of a no-no now.

Used to be so funny when managers would walk past his computer while he was out at lunch or something. The looks on their faces. Brilliant.

[test]

As a first year Plumbing apprentice I was on a major hospital site, there was a mound of sloppy mud (unbeknown to me ason the exterior it appeared as normal clay) they used the backhoe arm to lift a guy to the top, probably 2 metres high, and push a bit of pipe into it on a slight angle, the foreman calls me over (he was an arsehole anyway) and with all the civil works guys, steelys, concretors, basically every tough hard bastard on site watching, told me to get to the top of the mound and fix that broken pipe!! Hands me a shovel, starts screaming hurry the f**k up etc so I start sprinting up the mound, 2 steps and boom im hip deep in sloppy mud.

On a site with some chippies who loved their cars we smeared some sort of grease (I know little about cars) on a part of the engine you can reach from underneath so when he was driving and the engine warmed up it smoked up big time.
As he blamed me the next week he put a long cable tie just behind the wheel of my car and it would make a loud ticking noise, faster i drove the louder and more ticking it made. Rang my apprentice (who was a mechanic before becoming a plumber) and as he was in on it advised me to take it staight to another mates mechanic shop. Yes they rightly thought I was a fool when they got the car up on the ramps!

[Pseudo]

[auto]

I work in a factory type environ, with quite a few greenhorns. One of the lads accused me of continually smoking cones in the toilets, so i eventually got a bag, filled it with grass and tree trimmings and sold him the bag for a $20. He grabbed it, stuffed it into his bag without looking at it too closely. Several hours later i told him, took him a few days to calm down.

Same geezer, we told him about the "abernathy meteor shower", 1000's of meteors hitting the atmosphere in the space of ten minutes, a once in 80 year event, at 5:00am.....didnt talk to us for a few days after that.

Same geezer was shaking a vendor for free goods, we installed a fake security camera in the lunch room, and happened to notice it after one of his shakedowns.....shit himself for a day or two.