Warning!!

Anything!

Warning!!

Postby JK » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:57 am

Consider yourself warned ..................

The latest scam which happened to me at the
Tea Tree Plaza Shopping Centre.

Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while
you're still in the car.

One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to
your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost
coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.

When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride
to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.

On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat. Then one of
them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful.
User avatar
JK
Coach
 
 
Posts: 37459
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:11 am
Location: Coopers Hill
Has liked: 4485 times
Been liked: 3022 times
Grassroots Team: SMOSH West Lakes

Postby SBR » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:46 pm

Damn it. I wanna get my wallet stolen :x

:lol: Nice one.
Image
User avatar
SBR
Under 16s
 
 
Posts: 339
Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:17 pm
Location: Adelaide, SA
Has liked: 0 time
Been liked: 0 time

Postby Coorong » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:44 pm

Reminds me of a story, the guy swears was true. Italian guy, now a welding inspector in Adelaide. Did some work for me.

He emigrated with two mates as 19 year olds. were housed at a Sydney hostel, do do their apprenticship. one was waiting for his bus on Parramatta Rd one evening when three girls pulled up in a van, abducted him, raped him for three hours then dropped him back. When he got home he was quite distressed, told the other two and made a report to the police.

The guy I know says "every night for threea weeks I waita on thata corner, but they never cumma back"

I doubt Mario would tell a lie.
User avatar
Coorong
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 1524
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:48 am
Location: In the Coaches Box
Has liked: 0 time
Been liked: 8 times

Postby Jimmy » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:55 am

haha
Carn the blues!!!!!
Jimmy
Coach
 
 
Posts: 6348
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:02 pm
Has liked: 125 times
Been liked: 44 times

Postby Dog_ger » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:32 pm

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,
I made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that shit "
Smile :)

It's only Money $$$ :)

What is happening to our SANFL guys...
User avatar
Dog_ger
Coach
 
 
Posts: 6536
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:25 pm
Location: Salisbury Downs
Has liked: 0 time
Been liked: 19 times


Board index   General Talk  General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 17 guests

Around the place

Competitions   SANFL Official Site | Country Footy SA | Southern Football League | VFL Footy
Club Forums   Snouts Louts | The Roost | Redlegs Forum |