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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Gingernuts » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:05 pm

As a soon to be dad I'm loving some of these. :lol:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:21 pm

Footy Smart wrote:In the evening my dad would all of a sudden yell "yep ill be there in a sec"

When we I asked him what and who he was speaking to he replied "beds calling me"


I used to get as soon as I walked in the front door
"I'll have one then if you're making"
"What"
"Oh, I thought you were making a coffee"

I purposely put the coffee and water in before the milk coz it would p!ss him off so he'd ask my sister the next time.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby A Mum » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:26 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I used to get as soon as I walked in the front door
"I'll have one then if you're making"
"What"
"Oh, I thought you were making a coffee"

I purposely put the coffee and water in before the milk coz it would p!ss him off so he'd ask my sister the next time.


OMG !!
Are you my brother :lol:

Mum always asked me to make her coffees-
one day I asked why 'A Brother' couldn't do it.
Answer was "A Brother doesn't know how to make them properly"
I took this up with 'A Brother' ... he confessed that whenever she asked him to make her one he'd put 2 x spoons of coffee in... little s*** :lol:
He knew how alright - he just chose not to !
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby valleys07 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:27 pm

Footy Smart wrote:In the evening my dad would all of a sudden yell "yep ill be there in a sec"

When we I asked him what and who he was speaking to he replied "beds calling me"


:lol: im almost tempted to use that!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Footy Smart » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:32 pm

valleys07 wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:In the evening my dad would all of a sudden yell "yep ill be there in a sec"

When we I asked him what and who he was speaking to he replied "beds calling me"


:lol: im almost tempted to use that!


I asked him one day if he could peel me an apple.... He picked up the apple made a gun with his hand (pretending to shoot it) and went "Peel Peel" "Peel Peel"!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby valleys07 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:23 pm

Footy Smart wrote:I asked him one day if he could peel me an apple.... He picked up the apple made a gun with his hand (pretending to shoot it) and went "Peel Peel" "Peel Peel"!


#-o Thats poor!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Footy Smart » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:33 am

valleys07 wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:I asked him one day if he could peel me an apple.... He picked up the apple made a gun with his hand (pretending to shoot it) and went "Peel Peel" "Peel Peel"!


#-o Thats poor!



Sure was/is but piss funny if you know my old boy! he is a pest :lol:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby hawkseye » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:46 am

valleys07 wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:I asked him one day if he could peel me an apple.... He picked up the apple made a gun with his hand (pretending to shoot it) and went "Peel Peel" "Peel Peel"!


#-o Thats poor!

Nah im liking it :lol:
Thats what im talkin aboooouuuut!!!!!!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby OnSong » Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:41 pm

demonseye wrote:
valleys07 wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:I asked him one day if he could peel me an apple.... He picked up the apple made a gun with his hand (pretending to shoot it) and went "Peel Peel" "Peel Peel"!


#-o Thats poor!

Nah im liking it :lol:

Same, I cringed but laughed all the same
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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