Went to a mate's place for a bbq, uneventful so far, caught a taxi into town about 10, and was half cut. Drank a jug of Coopers Sparkling Ale, things start to get a bit blurry from here... I vaguely remember- propositioning a girl at a pub, in a very forward manner (ie you want to come back to my place for a ....?) Unperturbed, I then approached another girl I didn't know, and may have said something similar. I then messaged an ex, got sledged for that, recieved a text mssg about a party, so at 3am, caught a bus to thius party (by miracle I got the right bus, purely a fluke), passed out on the bus, got off at a random stop, then realised i didn't even know where the street was, wandered around for a half hour, caught another bus back into town, went with some mates to the casino, left them to gamble, came back & they were gone. Somehow I managed to sit myself next down to a girl & stike up a conversation. Amazingly, I got offered a phone number (may be the number for AA thou...), I managed to lose a sock at the casino, but also, this lass caught a taxi backwith me ( and paid for it), howveer the fun hadn't started yet. I went to unlock the back door- no keys. I'd lost them in town. After unsuccessfully trying to kick the back door in, I realised the front window was ajar, and proceed to break my window washer (?) by trying to force the window. A sober neighbour came to my aid, but I wasn't patiently waiting for him to do it properly, not me. I climbed on the roof, to remove some tiles, broke 1, gained access to the roof, couldn't access the man hole. Got out of the roof- now I didn't use a ladder to get up, this girl gave me a leg up, so how to get down? Hang on to the gutter & jump. Result? bent gutters, cuts to my hands from the guttering, I landed on a brick wall, my knee took the full brunt. Meanwhile, the neighbour had successfully pried the window open, so I jumped through that. The lady decided to go home (don't blame her, & I don't think I'll ring her
). Woke up with a real bad hangover, a sore knee/leg/hands. Happy f*#in New Years.
if it was anyone else I would have thought the story had been stretched a bit.
