Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Choccies » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:05 am

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Choccies wrote:Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s

Best of luck Choccies. Get the frozen peas ready.


Don't worry Moe, I hate peas with a passion but I made sure Mrs Choccies picked up a nice big bag for my bean bags to rest on for a few days..... Better get her to help me do a few samples too..... Just in case...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:06 am

Choccies wrote:Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s


Doing the hair cut yourself or going to a salon? ;)

Do it yourself, nobody and I mean nobody but me is going there with a razor blade.

Thursday the day, bet you dont use it over the weekend.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Moe » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:09 am

Booney wrote:
Choccies wrote:Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s


Doing the hair cut yourself or going to a salon? ;)

Do it yourself, nobody and I mean nobody but me is going there with a razor blade.

Thursday the day, bet you dont use it over the weekend.

There is no way you will use it this weekend. Your wife may be tempted, but then all women are tempted by choccies ;)
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Choccies » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:10 am

Booney wrote:
Choccies wrote:Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s


Doing the hair cut yourself or going to a salon? ;)

Do it yourself, nobody and I mean nobody but me is going there with a razor blade.

Thursday the day, bet you dont use it over the weekend.


DIY. Time to clear the forest... :lol:

Bet I don't use it and bet I don't move a great deal either !!!

The doctor is an old bloke too and didn't laugh when I let rip with the old classic "Hey doc, can you get rid of the bruising but keep the swelling?".......... Guess he's heard it before... :roll:
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:30 pm

Testosterone is wonderful thing ... I was back in action after 2 days. :lol:
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Choccies » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:57 am

Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:14 am

Choccies wrote:Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:


No pics LOL
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Choccies » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:05 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Choccies wrote:Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:


No pics LOL


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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:25 am

Here you go LM.

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:30 am

Booney wrote:Here you go LM.

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Gee, the razor worked well.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:31 am

Moisturise mate. Moisturise.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Moe » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:44 pm

Your story sound similar to mine. Did you go to a Dr.Porter by any chance?
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Choccies » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:25 pm

Moe wrote:Your story sound similar to mine. Did you go to a Dr.Porter by any chance?


Dr Hamilton in Nth Adelaide. Did his first vasectomy in 1915 by gaslight I reckon...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Psyber » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:34 pm

Choccies wrote:
Moe wrote:Your story sound similar to mine. Did you go to a Dr.Porter by any chance?
Dr Hamilton in Nth Adelaide. Did his first vasectomy in 1915 by gaslight I reckon...
Michael Hamilton?
I worked with him as his junior RMO in 1968 on the Urology Clinic at RAH. He was already a qualified surgeon then.
Or David Hamilton in Finnis St who was my Surgical Registrar on the general surgery team later in the year?
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby asert » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:53 pm

So how do you go about it. Need a refferral to a urologist???
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Pseudo » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:13 pm

asert wrote:So how do you go about it. Need a refferral to a urologist???

Yes. Mine is still pinned to the fridge with a magnet. I'd better do something about it one day... :D
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby asert » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:19 pm

I want it now but my wife won't let me till the baby is born at least. Apparently I'm too eager ha ha
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Dutchy » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:04 am

Choccies wrote:Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:


These stories are not helping...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Psyber » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:49 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Choccies wrote:Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:
These stories are not helping...
It is easy to inject local anaesthetic into the region around nerves near the surface of the skin, but more difficult to get it near the nerves supplying deeper soft tissues.
You cant feel for them with your fingers when injecting, and there is more variability about their path compared to those emerging near rigid tissues like the spine.
Fortunately, their are usually less pain sensitive nerve fibres in deeper tissues than in the skin.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Felch » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:55 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Choccies wrote:Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:


These stories are not helping...


Agreed, i have been covering my eyes while reading them...
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