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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:15 pm
by Felch
I have no doubt he is, but its not the 9/10 that worry me...

Anyway, i might want to have more kids - maybe 3 daughters isnt enough... ;)

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:17 pm
by fisho mcspaz
The topic probably won't be raised in our household for a good many years yet but my view is that the woman goes through childbirth, therefore, rather than the woman also enduring the tubal ligation/hysterectomy/years of taking a pill that f**ks with your hormones, the man can have the vasectomy. Simple. :)

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:15 pm
by westcoastpanther
I'd get it done again over a trip to the dentist for a filling....

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:20 pm
by Choccies
I have my referral letter......
Just need the courage to go... despite constant reminders from Mrs Choccies to hurry up and book !! I think she is taking delight at my impending scrotal soreness..... :roll:

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:29 pm
by Booney
Getting hit by a cricket ball ? 6/10

A Vasectomy ? 4/10

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:39 pm
by overloaded
Lightning McQueen wrote:
overloaded wrote:I had mine about 2 years ago in the chair with a local anasethic, took about 15 minutes. No stitches even, the Doc used a Chinese suture technique. I walked home 10m walk, laid up in bed for a day with no pain...didnt even take a panadol. It was done on a Friday. I was back at work on the Monday.


Private?

yep, Adelaide Uralogical Solutions? I think they were called

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:39 pm
by overloaded
Booney wrote:Getting hit by a cricket ball ? 6/10

A Vasectomy ? 4/10

Broken Collarbone 8/10
Vasectomy 2/10
Cortisone injection into hip joint (I had one yesterday) 5/10...its bloody sore

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:07 pm
by Felch
overloaded wrote:
Booney wrote:Getting hit by a cricket ball ? 6/10

A Vasectomy ? 4/10

Broken Collarbone 8/10
Vasectomy 2/10
Cortisone injection into hip joint (I had one yesterday) 5/10...its bloody sore


Yeah, but you dont know the cricket ball to the groin, or the broken collarbone, is about to happen.

The thought of having the vasectomy 10/10...

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:26 pm
by Moe
Ok. Well i started this. I had a local. The pain was not from any needle, a small prick in an even smaller prick was never an issue. What caused so much dicomfort was when the doc then butterfly clipped my testicle to one side to keep it out of the way :shock: . After 5 minutes of pain, he then undid the clip and i sighed a massive sigh. :d Then when he said "now for the other side" :shock: Well. Every bloke would know, that does not auger well. To all the boyz putting it off, I will say this, 10 minutes of pain for a life time without a raincoat or the missus complaining about hte pill. MAN UP. Now Mrs. Moe has only one excuse, which she is fast wearing thin. Noone has a migraine for 12 weeks, do they?

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:30 pm
by interested observer
Moe wrote:Ok. Well i started this. I had a local. The pain was not from any needle, a small prick in an even smaller prick was never an issue. What caused so much dicomfort was when the doc then butterfly clipped my testicle to one side to keep it out of the way :shock: . After 5 minutes of pain, he then undid the clip and i sighed a massive sigh. :d Then when he said "now for the other side" :shock: Well. Every bloke would know, that does not auger well. To all the boyz putting it off, I will say this, 10 minutes of pain for a life time without a raincoat or the missus complaining about hte pill. MAN UP. Now Mrs. Moe has only one excuse, which she is fast wearing thin. Noone has a migraine for 12 weeks, do they?


:lol: :lol:

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:25 pm
by Dutchy
Was also hoping for at least a week off work but doesnt sound like they give you that? :(

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:35 am
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:Was also hoping for at least a week off work but doesnt sound like they give you that? :(

Yes they will, book in for a monday.

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:40 am
by Booney
I'd make it a Tuesday. Go to work Monday, get some kudo's for the effort of going into work.

Wednesday, Thursday to get better, Friday golf while the course is quiet. Cart certainly required. ;)

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:10 pm
by SABRE
:?
Who needs a vasectomy when you have the perfect contraceptive ?

Marriage.

Of course it's not foolproof. People keep using it.
;)

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:35 pm
by am Bays

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:52 pm
by RustyCage
Moe wrote:Ok. Well i started this. I had a local. The pain was not from any needle, a small prick in an even smaller prick was never an issue. What caused so much dicomfort was when the doc then butterfly clipped my testicle to one side to keep it out of the way :shock: . After 5 minutes of pain, he then undid the clip and i sighed a massive sigh. :d Then when he said "now for the other side" :shock: Well. Every bloke would know, that does not auger well. To all the boyz putting it off, I will say this, 10 minutes of pain for a life time without a raincoat or the missus complaining about hte pill. MAN UP. Now Mrs. Moe has only one excuse, which she is fast wearing thin. Noone has a migraine for 12 weeks, do they?


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManagement/story?id=4241193&page=1

Of the women who tried sex with a migraine, 61 percent reported some sort of relief. Not bad, compared to the latest migraine drugs called triptans, which might soothe 60 percent to 80 percent of headaches, says Couch.

Perhaps more intriguing to Couch was the reports that sex could sometimes stop a migraine dead in its tracks, instead of slowly dulling the pain. More than 20 percent of women reported that sex cured their migraines, while triptans might cure migraine in 30 percent of patients, says Couch.

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:23 pm
by Jimmy_041
Felch wrote:I have no doubt he is, but its not the 9/10 that worry me...

Anyway, i might want to have more kids - maybe 3 daughters isnt enough... ;)


Go for 4 - you might get lucky and have twins

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:03 am
by Choccies
Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:08 am
by Moe
Choccies wrote:Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s

Best of luck Choccies. Get the frozen peas ready.

Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:54 am
by Lightning McQueen
Choccies wrote:Booked in this week. Thursday is 'Neuter day' for me....... :-s


Make sure Mrs Choccies gives you hand with your samples.